top ten reasons why i miss my cast.

1. coolest.color.ever.

2. it turned my arm into a cannon for volleyball.

3. it's florescent glow made hitch-hiking ee-zee pee-zee.

4. it made being a beater in quidditch that much better.

5. my childhood dream of having everyone want to sign my cast was realized. 

6. i was able to say "oh, i got this after falling into a pit of foam."

7. it was the best bottle rocket launcher ever.

{i covered my face for your own good. trust me, it's sheer beauty would have turned you to stone}

8. my mom called me and said "brissa, we were in provo and drove past your complex, be careful playing volleyball with your cast!" 

yes, people could see me from miles away. it was wonderful. 

and no, my parents didn't stop to visit.

 i guess they just didn't love me enough. 

9. my doctor put me on vollyball probation for ten days 

due to excessive playing and a necessary recast.

and the best reason ever.

10. i got the coolest tan line known to man. 

{please excuse the crappy quality. they're screen clippings from a video i wish wasn't on facebook so i could load it up}. 

i'm sorry, i can't lie to my mother.

noooo mami,  i did not go hitch-hiking.

please don't freak out.

everything else is fact.  

sunday i got the following text...

i had a dream that we were trying to kill these zombies 

but they came in one at a time. 

so there was this little kid zombie i tried to kill but he still lived. 

so then we were passing him around trying to kill him.

he just wouldn't die! 

it came back to me so i was trying to find his pressure point to stab him. 

i finally found it. 

it was around his neck so i stabbed him with a pen and then he FINALLY died. 

there were still more to kill so we killed them.
bubba im pretty sure it's a sign. 

one, i need to read a lot more in my zombie survival guide

 otherwise i'm not going to survive.

and two, you never will know when the zombie apocalypse is going to come 

so you ALWAYS need to be ready. 

remember always have some sort of weapon on you at all times. 

when i'm done reading the zombie survival guide 

i will give it to you so you can read it. 

i have highlighted some key facts in it that you will need to know.

and yes, she's dead serious. 

.coolest.baby.sister.ever.

i think i just peed my pants.

my.life.is.complete.

jasd;flksdjflksjdfasd. magic.

i know i should be humble

but this is just too.....just.....woah.

this what beff and i did last night.

{well...technically still right now...}

i'm going to stop talking now.

the magic of this paint is overpowering. 

attn: andrew jenks

thank you.

thank you for wanting to be

"a filmmaker that is able to capture what my generation thinks, 

how they act and what they ultimately stand for."

what you are doing with your show

is what i want to do with my writing.

"every young person i meet has a unique way of speaking to our generation. 

their story is personal but their message is universal: 

to make a difference and leave their own unique stamp on society.  

world of jenks represents the voice of a generation..."

i just saw this episode.  

it was the first i'd ever seen.

i was left inspired.

wow.  

wowza.

i wish i was ambidextrous. 

god bless america.

stop what you are doing.

go to this website.

trust me.

i think i found a new favorite.

i also think i need to throw up.

post edit: i can't stop looking!!!

let the dictatorship begin.

today my father texted me 

kkk.

yyyyeeeessss.

first my family/friends.

next.

the world!

be kind, rewind.

so much has happened in the last week 

that the only way to tell you is to show you.

...

{lauren came to visit and we went to blickenstaff's}

{we went to dinner at happy sumo, wore our moustaches everywhere, 

met up with chase and went to spark}

{i dressed as a native}

{went to hp7 with the wolf-pack and some serious "models"}

{lola and i volunteered at the mtc and had a mini photo-shoot}

{sunday we went for a drive to the temple and got caught in a blizzard}

**note the obese cougar was not spotted on this drive**

{we made fried pickles! they were  just as snooki described

"crunchy on the outside and juicy on the inside" = delicious} 

{please note the dramatic changes in foot wear from one day to the next.

utah is ridiculous}

speechless.

hp7.

phenomenal.

i didn't want it to stop.

aaaaaah.

july. 

come FASTER. 

sidenote:

can anyone else get over how incredible emma watson looks?

homegirl can rock it short like nobody's biznass!

tome dos.

soooooooo.

we did this again.

and my reverse skills HAVE improved.  

oh twas a glorious day. 

ya.it's.pretty.cool.

 

i peed my pants when i found this video a few days ago.

it's scary how similar her voice is to miley's.

and her characteristics and -isms.

brilliant.

bootylicious

last night i went grocery shopping.

lolita and i decided that we were too tired to walk

so we took advantage of the jazzy's smith's had to offer.

 please ignore the fact that i look like a homeless person.

i'm a wee bit under the weather.

  trust me kids when i tell you

that shopping in a jazzy is a BILLION times better than walking.

i felt like i was really able to enjoy my time in each aisle.

i just need to work on my reverse skills and i think i can get licensed.  

i finally understand all those senior citizen in those hoveround commercials.*

i'd TOTALLY go to the grand canyon in one of those bad boys.

back to the point of this post.

when i got home i realized i had sat on my bread the whole way back.

i smashed half of it.

:(

behold, butt bread.

*did anyone else laugh at how the hoveround phone number is 1.800.123.1234? brilliant.  simply brilliant. 

two for two.

white.trash.bash.saturday.night.

it was legen - wait for it - dary.

empty pool.

meet my friend knives.

{on the right.  with the flower.  the white one.}

we roll in the same wolf-pack.  

i went over tonight after my study session

and we discovered the pool at her complex to be empty.

so, we decided to sneak in.

honestly, do you expect anything less?

aren't we so fancy with our native footwear?

p.s. those  are the boccasins!! 

holla acha guurl!

halloween weekend was the best.weekend.ever.

friday we caught the seven o'clock showing of inception.

so good.

and once again, jgl...marry me. 

we dropped the boys off and hit up a dance party.

golden.

the rest of the night happened so quickly:

chicken wraps. climbing on the cougar. driving across. driving down. 

duck pond. blasting weezy & lauren's ke$ha station on pandora.

went to bed at three.

saturday. woke up at one thirty. {jealous?}

did laundry. painted nails. got jerseylicious.

that's right, i dressed up as my bff snooki polizzi.

went to go visit my boys at the riv for a bit.
they made me feel famous.

then met up with the wolf-pack for dance party numero dos.

 redbrickhouse is where it's aaaat.

sidenote: 1/2 a giant nos + redbull < an hour is not recommended for your heart 

but roooocks for dance parties.

spotted: all four teletubbies, avatars, carebears, polygamist wives, molestor, twitter. 

the music was thumpin and the party was bumpin.

after-party. convinced the boys into going to ihop with us.
convincing = being caught in a human trap and promising unlimited back scratches.

despite their faces in the above pictures {especially al's} they had fun.

mack was our waiter again.

i loooove that angry britt.

we saw, met, fell in love and took a picture with rufioooo!

i ate the scrambled eggs i'd been craving for days.

drive through and down. again.  so freaking legit!

after the after party. hopped the fence to go hot-tubbing.

decided what to wear for sunday. talked. played a game on my phone. 

my brain got a little fuzzy around four in the morning.

i remember i fell asleep for an hour and a half or two hours 

before getting ready for jamie's farewell.

sunday. 10:33 am: on the road home for the farewell.

freshly brushed teeth + leftover nos = no bueno

don't mess.

try and beat me. 

i dare you. 

i love my friends.

"i have a midterm tomorrow and i've never been to class so i have a lot of studying to do."

-anonymous

one of the best quotes of the day.

shells rock shoes too.

,

what a brilliant little film.

thanks homegirl for sharing.

i love everything about this.

such a creative idea.

love.love.love.