Tuesday, May 3, 2011

sunday i got the following text...

i had a dream that we were trying to kill these zombies 
but they came in one at a time. 
so there was this little kid zombie i tried to kill but he still lived. 
so then we were passing him around trying to kill him.
he just wouldn't die! 
it came back to me so i was trying to find his pressure point to stab him. 
i finally found it. 
it was around his neck so i stabbed him with a pen and then he FINALLY died. 
there were still more to kill so we killed them.
bubba im pretty sure it's a sign. 
one, i need to read a lot more in my zombie survival guide
 otherwise i'm not going to survive.
and two, you never will know when the zombie apocalypse is going to come 
so you ALWAYS need to be ready. 
remember always have some sort of weapon on you at all times. 
when i'm done reading the zombie survival guide 
i will give it to you so you can read it. 
i have highlighted some key facts in it that you will need to know.

and yes, she's dead serious. 


Kandice said...

please tell me you loved zombieland

mandyface said...

the force is strong with this one.