Showing posts with label procrastination station. Show all posts
Showing posts with label procrastination station. Show all posts

Monday, June 27, 2011

there is a bald man sitting to my left who sneezes a lot.

i really, truly hate homework.
especially when i can't focus.
even more so when my assignments are due tomorrow 
and i've barely started. 
written on my wrist is my to-do list. 
it may look small,
but each of those lines are a chapter i have to read,
a summary i have to write and some "personal reflections"
i have to make up because, let's be real, 
no one actually reflects while reading a text book.  
in other news, 
if i were to ever permanently ink myself,
a fingerstache on my left index finger would be number one
and an empty to-do list on my left wrist would be number two.
partly because i usually write lists on my wrist so it'd be practical
and mostly because i have a hard time writing straight without lines.
{okay, it's mostly for that reason. i'm ocd when it comes to writing straight lines.}

god bless college-ruled paper
and god bless america. 


Tuesday, March 15, 2011

jasd;flksdjflksjdfasd. magic.

i know i should be humble
but this is just too.....just.....woah.
this what beff and i did last night.
{well...technically still right now...}
i'm going to stop talking now.
the magic of this paint is overpowering. 

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

got a drink on my mind and my mind on my money

i should really learn to use my time more wisely.
tonight jutraas and i decided to study.
here's what i did. 
watched one lecture series (out of eight).
listened to a rihanna's cheers song twice.
took a lot of crappy webcam pictures.
made some business calls. 
went to see easy a.
we're kind of the worst/best study group ever.
i will pay for this tomorrow.
fml.

Monday, September 13, 2010

oh hey.

no.
i didn't forget about you.
i just got caught up in life.
and school.
and homework i forgot about.
heeeeeello early monday morning...

sidenote:  pretty sure my tail bone's bruised. don't ask me how. it's a mystery to me too.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

re-cap

one.oh.seven.
in the a.em.
i'm writing my blog for class and the one i'm currently typing.
today was a good day.
i saw a good friend today.
hadn't seen him in ages.
it was a nice little surprise.
laughed a lot with beth.
watched 30 rock.
discovered vampires suck.
i want to see it soo bad.
talked about the nickelcade too much.
switched my facebook status to let everyone know i'm "team voldemort".
{they don't handle jokes very well}
had celery and lemon bars for dinner.
partook in my first propel ever.
it was peach.
twas delicious.
talked to madre and ash on the cellular.
got in a battle with a pesky fly.
read for class.
made my bumper sticker.
found out who the bachlorette chose.
that was upsetting.
i wanted to watch it tomorrow.
well, technically later today.

currently: i'm listening to joshua radin, typing and wishing i was alseep.



Thursday, July 22, 2010

eff this.

i'm tired.
i was up until two thirty last night.
woke up at seven this morning.
worked from eight to five STRAIGHT {aka: no breaks}.
watched his girl friday for my journalism class
and have been procrastinating the paper ever since.
i'm so tired.
i just want to sleep.
two papers seems like so much right now.
also, i say shizz when i'm tired.
a lot.
it's almost embarassing.
here's a video that just made me more sleepy.
also, i think this is the cause for obesity in the children of america.
sleep eating.



Tuesday, July 13, 2010

dilly dally.

i need to stop procrastinating.
every monday and wednesday night
i find myself staying up ridiculously late to do my homework for the next day.
you'd think that after almost four years of college i'd learn to get my work done early.
but sometimes being a kid is just too fun.

Monday, February 8, 2010

sometimes i...
paint my nails instead of study because "they're going to start chipping."
remember that i'm going to an epic concert tomorrow with my beff.
like to sit on the grass outside and watch life unfold around me.
drink so much water my stomach feels like the ocean.
headbang so hard my neck is sore for days.
get too excited when i have a new follower.
compare apples to oranges {...literally...}
whisper to talk in order to feel like a spy.
pop bubbles with my spearmint gum.
listen to music so loud my ears hurt.
get so excited my voice gets loud.
smile so much my cheeks hurt.
forget how to spell 'cheeks'.
have extreme laughing fits.
avoid doing work.
stay up too late.
am too friendly.
read too much.
can't sleep.
wait.

Monday, February 1, 2010

oh.em.gee.

kill me.
i have to study for asstronomy, but i'm not.
i'm seriously distracted.
i'm taking shots of milk.
someone help. 
please.