bootylicious

last night i went grocery shopping.

lolita and i decided that we were too tired to walk

so we took advantage of the jazzy's smith's had to offer.

 please ignore the fact that i look like a homeless person.

i'm a wee bit under the weather.

  trust me kids when i tell you

that shopping in a jazzy is a BILLION times better than walking.

i felt like i was really able to enjoy my time in each aisle.

i just need to work on my reverse skills and i think i can get licensed.  

i finally understand all those senior citizen in those hoveround commercials.*

i'd TOTALLY go to the grand canyon in one of those bad boys.

back to the point of this post.

when i got home i realized i had sat on my bread the whole way back.

i smashed half of it.

:(

behold, butt bread.

*did anyone else laugh at how the hoveround phone number is 1.800.123.1234? brilliant.  simply brilliant.