attn: snooki's baby.

this is your future.

i'm so sorry. 

this is me, begging for friends.

i've only had draw something*

for a little over 24 hours 

and i'm already addicted.

any game that lets me draw

mc hammer, snooki, tina fey, and a cyclops

wins as best game ever in my book.

so please,

do me a favor and let's be friends.

i'm dying for more things to draw.

two games isn't enough.

@ breesah.

let's rock this.

*it's free. i promise. 
i would never make you pay to be my friend. 

in other news...

this is my first time participating in

#sharkweek.

i honestly have no idea what took me so long.

is anyone else freaking out

about pottermore?

every time i go to answer a clue

i find all the spaces have been filled.

dang those cyborgs who spend all their time online.

dang them!!

in just three short days,

my favorite "italians"

will be back with new 

phrases, grenades and drama.

and finally,

yesterday i took my talons off.

after two hours of soaking, filing and wiping,

i was finally free.

oh, and while i took the white-tipped devils off,

i watched the september issue

and loved every minute of it. 

new dream:
work for vogue and make the devil wears prada my reality.

this world is going to give me depression.

first the end of harry potter,

now this?!?!

i don't know how much more of this i can handle.

and on a sidenote:

is it just me, or does anyone else want to punch the voice box

of the tmz narrator? 

soooooo annoying. 

takeover complete.

sometimes i take pictures on photobooth

and people {coughscottophercough} walk by, 

hit me on the head and i let out a snooki wah.

jersey shore has officially taken over my life. 

elevator speak.

today i overheard the following telephone conversation

"vinny was over last night when sammy came.

...they left at midnight.

well yeah, it was vinny and sammy....

rob came over while sammy was there.

it was soo awkward."

i immediately thought of my homiez at the jersey shore.

if only rob had been ron, then the circle would have been complete. 

i think i'm addicted.

scratch that.

i know i'm addicted. 

i <3 jersey

good day to you.

friday. was the shiz. like woah. we had our second birthday party for daxflame and our first real party of the new year. it was magic. i can't even describe how much i love living with my roommates. they're honestly some of the best friends i could have ever asked/hoped/prayed for. now enough with the mushy mushy and back to the partay. we had such a good turn out. i got to see so many old friends and make some new ones. we deeefinitely got some great rockband footage for our reality show. the only negative of the night was the unexpected arrival of that stupid skankatron we all hate {this girl version of a cock block...wait, is it too inappropriate to say cock block? oh well, it's already written and i don't feel like reaching mr. pinky all they way up to mr. backspace. is it weird that i just labeled my pinky mr. even though he's on a girl body?} post party breakdown included jess, chantz, frazier and i talking and listening to music while the disco ball revolved.
saturday. slightly hungover from all the goldfish crackers and water consumed the night before. we didn't get to bed until two in the ay.em. i "officially" woke up at noon, went out and looked at the result of a night of "heavy partying" in provo. cups everywhere. literally. here is where we found them: the floor, by the fish tank, in beth's bathroom, in the couch, on the couch, under the couch, on the stairs and even in the sink. who in their right mind puts a p.l.a.s.t.i.c. cup in the sink? i hope they didn't think we were going to wash it and use it for later. went to big lots to get a leash for roxy and then hit up macey's for our daily supplies. i just want to give a shout out to calypso lemonade for being the most delicious lemonade i've had in a while. and trust me, i know lemonade. we just wanted to "stay chill" today so we had a mellow rockband session and then watched part of the first season of jersey shore.
sunday. found out my car was overheating again and reeking of antifreeze. i endured another terrifying drive home but the light at the end of the tunnel was seeing my mommy! she's been in new york for the past nine days and i haven't been able to talk to her very much. i went home and she fed me soup and delicious treats found only in the glorious big apple.  drove home big pimpin with my blaser on and rollin in my mama's acura until carlos gets fixed. das wassup!!

attn: j.woww.

not the skanky one.

this one.

because you deleted your facebook

and i know you check this page while you're "slaving way at work,"

this message is for you.

copied straight from the website you love to hate.

DaxFlame has done the unthinkable and turned TWO YEARS OLD!!!
This is definitely a reason to celebrate!
Please join us for the following:

- edible goldfish
- his favorite cocktail
- rockband
- the baby maker
- a venomous dance party
- the harry potter closet
- seven minutes in heaven

Get some.

♥ Le Tigre

i'm expecting an rsvp. 

if you have any questions/concerns you know where to reach me. 

be kind, rewind.

so much has happened in the last week 

that the only way to tell you is to show you.

...

{lauren came to visit and we went to blickenstaff's}

{we went to dinner at happy sumo, wore our moustaches everywhere, 

met up with chase and went to spark}

{i dressed as a native}

{went to hp7 with the wolf-pack and some serious "models"}

{lola and i volunteered at the mtc and had a mini photo-shoot}

{sunday we went for a drive to the temple and got caught in a blizzard}

**note the obese cougar was not spotted on this drive**

{we made fried pickles! they were  just as snooki described

"crunchy on the outside and juicy on the inside" = delicious} 

{please note the dramatic changes in foot wear from one day to the next.

utah is ridiculous}

holla acha guurl!

halloween weekend was the best.weekend.ever.

friday we caught the seven o'clock showing of inception.

so good.

and once again, jgl...marry me. 

we dropped the boys off and hit up a dance party.

golden.

the rest of the night happened so quickly:

chicken wraps. climbing on the cougar. driving across. driving down. 

duck pond. blasting weezy & lauren's ke$ha station on pandora.

went to bed at three.

saturday. woke up at one thirty. {jealous?}

did laundry. painted nails. got jerseylicious.

that's right, i dressed up as my bff snooki polizzi.

went to go visit my boys at the riv for a bit.
they made me feel famous.

then met up with the wolf-pack for dance party numero dos.

 redbrickhouse is where it's aaaat.

sidenote: 1/2 a giant nos + redbull < an hour is not recommended for your heart 

but roooocks for dance parties.

spotted: all four teletubbies, avatars, carebears, polygamist wives, molestor, twitter. 

the music was thumpin and the party was bumpin.

after-party. convinced the boys into going to ihop with us.
convincing = being caught in a human trap and promising unlimited back scratches.

despite their faces in the above pictures {especially al's} they had fun.

mack was our waiter again.

i loooove that angry britt.

we saw, met, fell in love and took a picture with rufioooo!

i ate the scrambled eggs i'd been craving for days.

drive through and down. again.  so freaking legit!

after the after party. hopped the fence to go hot-tubbing.

decided what to wear for sunday. talked. played a game on my phone. 

my brain got a little fuzzy around four in the morning.

i remember i fell asleep for an hour and a half or two hours 

before getting ready for jamie's farewell.

sunday. 10:33 am: on the road home for the farewell.

freshly brushed teeth + leftover nos = no bueno

love today.

please do.

love it with your whole heart.

here are some reasons why i'm in love with friday.

i get to watch the latest jersery shore episode.

my best friend is coming to see me.

i might get to wear my favorite jacket to school.

this song. seriously, it's magic.

i'm considering hitting up the hospital for a corndog with the crew.

don't you dare judge.  

it's the best fried doggie you'll ever have. 

and it's huuuuge.  

i'll have to take a picture to show you. 

anyway my children,

take this weekend.

make it yours and make it good.
and keeping with my obsession...

pip pip cheerio!

post edit:: was it selfish of me not to ask you why you love friday?  please accept my apology and consider this your engraven invitation to tell me and the rest of the world wide web {and yes i mean world, i'm an international sensation remember? haaaa...} just try not to offend the south korean.  

currently in the mood for...

black polka-dot tights.

more beautiful disasters like this.

green trees and random art displays.

good quotes.

 some more drama from my favorite "italians".

{all photos except for my guidos are via}