oh selener.

over the weekend cory told me about the

selena + justin baby drama.

google told me it was a lie,

but that didn't stop me from doing an image search.

i would like to take this moment

to personally thank every person in the world 

who is terrible at photoshop.

thank you for not having anything better to do.

thank you for thinking these look believable.

thank you. thank you. thank you. 

if we're being 100% honest,

i think justin makes a better pregnant lady.

he just has this glow about him, ya know?

oh my bebez...

they know me so well. 

confession session: heart disease

i told one of my fellow interns i had five justin bieber songs

on my wedding playlist.

after simultaneously dropping her pen and jaw, 

she asked me if i was serious.

"why would i joke about that? i love him."

she didn't beliebe me. 

i proved my love for him by telling her

i have more pictures on facebook

with biebsy than i do my own fiance.

cory = five total with two profile pictures.

biebsy = eight total with four profile pictures.

i honestly think she's shocked i'm getting married.

someone needs to tell her

it's possible to live with raging cases

of bieber fever and gingavitis.

not only is it possible,

it's one of the best ways to live.

i.cannot.stop.laughing.

+

happy weekend.

[via + anna]

wiiknd: "i've got a flash for you, joy boy."

leftover thai lunch.

pepper jelly heaven.

errands.

toaster gift.

d.i. invasion.

fabric searching.

glitter paper.

fine.

classic car show.

table + chairs.

dress fitting.

cake testing.

flavors selected.

sister wives park party.

grassyass.

epic engagements.

classy grocery shopping.

giant biebsy birthday card.

stroganoff.

seinfeld.

sleep drunk.

insurance coupons. 

father's day. 

white dress + spring suit.

baby play time.

"i wanna fight" = tickle fight.

flirty eyes and baby laughs.

hipster headband.

agt review.

best gift ever award.

card clones.

family dinner.

photoshop.

invitation planning.

list creating.

thunder heartbreak.

sunday walk.

i finally understand all those meme's.

i told cory this is what he had to look forward to

for the next forever of his life.

in other news,

her lyrics are spot on

and those eye expressions are kuhrayzee.

the nag's replace the swag's so well.

biebsy would be proud.

i hope she gets to meet him.

confession session: swag edition

march 28 was the last day

i was able to talk about my bieber fever.

that wednesday i admitted

biebsy let me down and 

boyfriend depressed me. 

after that post and several tweetversations

with sara and kelli,

i decided to give it another go.

that "go" turned into me listening

to boyfriend on repeat for days.

this is me, 

admitting i was wrong. 

boyfriend is the opposite of awful.

it's catchy and has even made me giddy.

don't get me wrong, 

i still miss my baby biebs, 

but there's just something about those swaggy's.

sidenote:

if you're disappointed in me for changing my mind,

i have a gif[t] for you.

listen again.

let it enfold you. 

trust me.

anyway...

his video came out last night.

his hair looks amazing.

like so good.

i smiled when i saw him on screen.

it's like he was looking right at me.

other than that,

it was pretty meh.

there are a lot of half-naked high school sophomores

driving {read: sitting in} really expensive cars

and he seems to be playing the same song

on the hood of a car all day and night.

 my favorite part of the whole thing

was chunky bieber. 

i love him almost as much as i love the real one. 

best.screen.clippings.ever.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

OOOOMMMMGGGGG.
j.biebs came out with a new song!
and look! he's almost gone back to his old hair.
all is right with the world.

no.
no it's not.
here's the real version.
WARNING: it's not much better.

this is not was i was expecting.

at all.

i don't know how i feel about it.

as of right now,

it just makes me miss baby biebs a lot.

buzzlightyear?

really?

whhhyyyyy?!

bring back the baby's!!!
also, it ends a lot sooner than i expect.
every.single.time.
i think i'm getting more na-na-na's but it just stops.
this song depresses me more than i'd care to admit. 

I WORE PURPLE TODAY 

WITHOUT REALIZING 

IT WAS JUSTIN BEIBER'S BIRTHDAY. 

THAT'S HOW CONNECTED WE ARE!!!! 

THIS LOVE IS REAL. 

THIS LOVE IS GOOD. 

THIS LOVE WILL LAST4EVER. 

attn: biebsy

work was terribly slow the other day.
in order to make the never-ending minutes more bearable,
i decided to turn on my justin bieber station.

my ears were greeted with poppy tunes

and a heavenly voice.

i should have been happy.
instead, i was heartbroken.

as i listened to your young voice

it made me miss a few things:

your hair.

it was you. it is you.

you need it back now.

i don't care if selena hates it.

i loved it and i could beat her up.

your voice.

we can't really fix this.

you grew up. it's gotten deeper. that's life.
but maybe you can have them studio-edit
your now voice back to your beautiful pre-pubescent voice.
it was angelic.

your hoodies.
you're kind of a big deal.
designers are practically throwing their clothes at you
and praying for the trends to start,
but sometimes i wish you'd switch the pimped suits
 for your classic zip-up, jeans riding far below your bottom,
and pumped up kicks.

i think i finally understand what
joni mitchell meant when she wrote big yellow taxi.
i miss the old you
and i didn't realize it until you were gone.
find a way to fix it.
plz.

xoxo.
gossip girl.
brissa.

oh, and biebsy-baby?
i think you should know that picture of us
has been my desktop background since november 11.

p.s.
i've been told we have the same eyebrows.
if that doesn't say eternal soul mates, i don't know what does.

p.p.s.
i will love you until the day i die.

like a loaded potato, but with words.

friday.

my broken toes and i went to my cousin's wedding

in five inch heels and my yellow dress.

ashley, beth and jamie's date were the only blonde's there. 

'twas quite comical.

aside from dancing and watching a very enthusiastic 

white man dance an energetic salsa,

we ate delicious food and sipped on

what may just be the best drank ever.

 i must regrettably admit i am not sporting a double black eye in the photo above.
the stupid lights made me appear to be more legit than i am.
but one day people...one day i will rock the black eye like nobody's biznass.
after the reception,

we headed over to target so i could buy baby clothes

for my bff's baby shower the next day.

it was then i realized the fullness of my disease.
 it's official. 
baby sections in any store are harmful to my health.
{iwantababy.iwantonelikewoah.}

 saturday.

i finished bossypants.

it was brilliant.

i love tina fey more than words can express.

later that afternoon i went to sid's baby shower.
i won a lint roller and a pack of m&m's.
i gave the chocolate covered candies
to bethie and scottopher when i got home.
we spent the better part of an hour
in the same room, playing games on our pizzles
and speaking to or about our games.
i introduced scott to galaxy puzzle and bubble shooter;
two of what i thought to be the best games ever.
boooy was i wrong.
he introduced me to

 best.game.ever.
i can honestly say it has been the best 99 cents i have ever spent.
we went to jimmy john's with bree

and i wanted to slap my face for never trying their sandwiches before.
sogood.
after supper we headed back to bree's
so i could use free wifi to download tiny wings
while beth and bree painted their nails.
after waiting for hot pink paint to dry
we sped over to dan and craig's
for the maiden voyage of their new projector.
we thought we were going to watch
diary of a wimpy kid
but instead, they popped in
this bad boy.
it's even better the second time around.
after the movie,
beth, scott, bree and i went to coldstone.
scott ordered oatmeal cookie batter, cookie dough and cinnamon.
when i first heard that combination i grimaced.
then i tried it and
mama mia, that's-a-good-a-flavor!
 sunday.
after a free lunch with delicious strawberries
we laid out to read play tiny wings.
i looked up in the middle of my game 
to see weezy walking toward us.
we chatted for a good while and caught up on life.
after some more sunshine loving and tiny winging,
beth and i made dinner for some friends.
fyi world:
crissa makes the best desserts ever.
beth, bree and i went for a post-dinner bike/scooter ride
around the town.
after being followed around the library by a homeless man,

we rode to our hearts content in the maze that is 

underground parking. 

 
sslbijhtdhamww.
{sorry so long, but i just had to document how awesome my weekend was}

aaaat laaaaaaaast.

.friday.

i got a call from a famous friend of mine.

saying he had a special gift for me.
behold, the gift. 

yep.

those are my friends.

on the cover of inc. magazine because they're cool like that.

they save the world one bag of dirt at a time.

craigory and dan stayed for a while and we chatted up a good storm

then collin came by and we all headed to go watch

a movie i swore i would never see.

but you know what he says.

never.say.neverrrr.

and that is when tragedy struck.

biebzies movie was sold out!

but taking our new motto 

from our favorite canadian to heart, 

we didn't let that stop us.

so we bought tickets to this lovely film

and then snuck

{wtf. chrome just told me "snuck" wasn't a word??}

into the best movie of twenty.eleven.
{note: i'm only being slightly sarcastic}

highlights from the film.

crazed girls.
usher.

crying fans.
usher.
bethanie loving every minute she was there.
usher.

and this

overall, the movie was better than i expected.
did you know that head of hair could play
the drums, the piano, the guitar, his vocal chords
and the radio?! 
.saturday.
just a giant wtf/fml/face palm.
moving on...
.sunday.
a series of really wonderful things happened
but i feel what i am about to say
is the most important thing i learned/could share from my sunday.

last night, i came to the following conclusion:

the best naps happen when you fall asleep while 

reading for a class,

wake up two hours later

feeling refreshed and happy knowing you've 

accomplished absolutely nothing.

it'll all be worth it when you reach 1:16.

i am torn.
so so torn.
i can't decide if this is adorable or horrifying.

team adorable
it's a baby singing "baby."
he knows what the words mean and when to break it down.
he knows all the words.

team horrifying
it's a baby singing "baby."
he knows what the words mean and when to break it down.
he knows all the words.

on a side note, i'm done with finals.

woot wooooot.

one less lonely girl

instead of cramming for finals,

i've spent the better part of an hour

photo-shopping pictures

of me and my boo.

first picture together <3

 teen choice awards

he tricked me into saying we'd so a silly face :(

this one is just a joke.

the real one is in the mail :P