tres textual?

frazier: rockband + la tigre = more addicting than the most addicting drug ever!

ashley: i thought i was being followed. turned out to be my hood...

caity: ooooo sexy shilaty! help him!! do whatever he wants!

aaron: some say wrestlers make bad lubers. they save themselves for the ring.

ashley: i just got done dissecting a squid!!!!

matt: just wanted to send a latin girl a shout out, holla! ha ha.

andy: skankatron. lol.

frazier: i'm a little rusty on the kesha lyrics. do i need to freshen up before the shindig?

ashley: i don't like to go fast. {about driving...not boys}

barret: OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU!!

colin: i can live a normal life with 4 fingers right?

ashley: i average 100 texts a day.

matt: would you date a boy with a mullet?

rob: needs...moar...oc!

nick: your gonna die!!!!

colin: are you the same brissa porter that's a famous byu journalist?

ashley: is it weird to think that i think that bobby flay is strangely attractive? that's why khyrie said.

brett: really seven minutes in heaven?!? i need some of that! what's your girl to boy ratio?

mike: i really want to know who the female cock block is.

frazier: it's like every drug addiction mixed with the oc! it's heavy

ashley: i can touch my toes!

samuel: sometimes i feel like church is designed to be miserable

chase: i hate your life too :(

andy: lolol. we should party tomorrow.

ashley: sad fact. i sent 4000 texts in a month. A MONTH

caity: let's go to mexico and woo the locals with our expert language skills.

matt: debate this, captain america or superman? who would win in a fight?

ashley: dad just called himself a tool.

aaron: haha god gave you skin use it. your ancestors would be ashamed.

matt: hey sugar what it is chief?

colin: is it still hot like a robot our your way?

ashley: watching one tree hill with mommy is the best!

sam: as long as you cut yourself here while we are playing monopoly, that is fine.

christian: gtl waits for no one...

ashley: are you watching the bachelor?!

melia: gossip girl here.

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good day to you.

friday. was the shiz. like woah. we had our second birthday party for daxflame and our first real party of the new year. it was magic. i can't even describe how much i love living with my roommates. they're honestly some of the best friends i could have ever asked/hoped/prayed for. now enough with the mushy mushy and back to the partay. we had such a good turn out. i got to see so many old friends and make some new ones. we deeefinitely got some great rockband footage for our reality show. the only negative of the night was the unexpected arrival of that stupid skankatron we all hate {this girl version of a cock block...wait, is it too inappropriate to say cock block? oh well, it's already written and i don't feel like reaching mr. pinky all they way up to mr. backspace. is it weird that i just labeled my pinky mr. even though he's on a girl body?} post party breakdown included jess, chantz, frazier and i talking and listening to music while the disco ball revolved.
saturday. slightly hungover from all the goldfish crackers and water consumed the night before. we didn't get to bed until two in the ay.em. i "officially" woke up at noon, went out and looked at the result of a night of "heavy partying" in provo. cups everywhere. literally. here is where we found them: the floor, by the fish tank, in beth's bathroom, in the couch, on the couch, under the couch, on the stairs and even in the sink. who in their right mind puts a p.l.a.s.t.i.c. cup in the sink? i hope they didn't think we were going to wash it and use it for later. went to big lots to get a leash for roxy and then hit up macey's for our daily supplies. i just want to give a shout out to calypso lemonade for being the most delicious lemonade i've had in a while. and trust me, i know lemonade. we just wanted to "stay chill" today so we had a mellow rockband session and then watched part of the first season of jersey shore.
sunday. found out my car was overheating again and reeking of antifreeze. i endured another terrifying drive home but the light at the end of the tunnel was seeing my mommy! she's been in new york for the past nine days and i haven't been able to talk to her very much. i went home and she fed me soup and delicious treats found only in the glorious big apple.  drove home big pimpin with my blaser on and rollin in my mama's acura until carlos gets fixed. das wassup!!