attn: best buy

you're welcome for changing the background

on your mac to this.

when sales spike by a 97% increase,

i'll take my portion of the profits in cash.

during christmas break my heart was taken. iHope liam neeson doesn't try to find it.

***WARNING***

if you keep scrolling, you will find at least 137 pictures of my face.
well, my face made better by apple.

background information: 

when i go to best buy, 

i don't look at merchandise.

i play beatles rockband or party on the macs.

i went to best buy twice over the break.

since they didn't have rockband,
 i decided to mac it out.
consider this your second warning...

as with most of my macbook sessions,

this one started out pretty tame with andy warhol pop art

and the azn symbol for peace.

i decided to turn up the spice a few notches 

so i turned into an alien, recovered from a concussion,

and became a disgusted giant.

then i discovered the frog-eye.

this, dear children, is the very function that stole my heart.
it.is.amazing.

keeping with tradition,

i ended my mac-out session with the classic "gangster" picture 

and a sister,sister/parent trap moment.

the only reason i want need a mac is for photobooth.

i'm not joking.

this is the real deal.

iMac + brissa

furrrever. 

takeover complete.

sometimes i take pictures on photobooth

and people {coughscottophercough} walk by, 

hit me on the head and i let out a snooki wah.

jersey shore has officially taken over my life. 

if my thoughts could run they'd be marathoners.

i miss the constant presence of an imac.

it made life so much better.

sometimes i just wanna kick myself and crawl under a rock.

i'm so dumb.
fml.

there are times when i really have to stop and ask myself

"how on earth do you have friends?"

happy weekend children.

xoxo.

gossip girl

brishnak.

hi-jack.

that is what i do when i have friends with macs.

i hi-jack them.

temporarily.

just long enough to make a few {or a million} videos.
i'm kind of obsessed.
after i buy a car, my next big purchase will be my very own
macbook pro.
that's how serious this love affair is.