morse code.

sidenote:

prior to my asking

the reason behind the space spam,

he sent me 47 blank messages.

i thought my phone was breaking.

i can't believe he'll be twenty-one next week.

this is the future of this world.

heaven help us.

oh my bebez...

they know me so well. 

this is why she's my bff jill.

last night i went to a professional basketball game.

like, i actually wanted to go.

this whole "brissa starting to like/care about sports" thing 

is out of control.

but don't worry, 

i spent a good ten minutes looking for khlo-khlo 

cheering her man on from the sidelines.

i couldn't find her anywhere.

i spent the rest of my time yelling...

stupid khloe for not being in the same arena as me.

stupid officials for not calling penalties and favoring dirk.

stupid dirk. go back to germany.

stupid mavs.

stupid jazz for losing.

ugh.

i'm making myself sick.

this is out of hand.
srsly.

save.me.

womp womp womp

sometimes baby brother thinks he's clever.

other times he thinks he's really clever

and i try to match it.

turns out i'm not as clever as i thought. 

please don't tell me i'm the only one 

who thought "prince whalebert" was a legitimate title.

in other news,

i'm over here talking about

how much i love hp and stachies.

you know, the usual.

reasons i'm the favorite.

i buy my babies stunna shades,

brightly colored sundresses,

mail them secret notes 

and to top it all off, i'm super fun to text.

please note, my phone auto corrected 

that word to "disown."

i have no intention of disowning any of my babies.

in fact, if i had it my way,

 i'd make them all live

within a five mile radius 

so i could play with them every day. 

tres textual?

frazier: rockband + la tigre = more addicting than the most addicting drug ever!

ashley: i thought i was being followed. turned out to be my hood...

caity: ooooo sexy shilaty! help him!! do whatever he wants!

aaron: some say wrestlers make bad lubers. they save themselves for the ring.

ashley: i just got done dissecting a squid!!!!

matt: just wanted to send a latin girl a shout out, holla! ha ha.

andy: skankatron. lol.

frazier: i'm a little rusty on the kesha lyrics. do i need to freshen up before the shindig?

ashley: i don't like to go fast. {about driving...not boys}

barret: OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU!!

colin: i can live a normal life with 4 fingers right?

ashley: i average 100 texts a day.

matt: would you date a boy with a mullet?

rob: needs...moar...oc!

nick: your gonna die!!!!

colin: are you the same brissa porter that's a famous byu journalist?

ashley: is it weird to think that i think that bobby flay is strangely attractive? that's why khyrie said.

brett: really seven minutes in heaven?!? i need some of that! what's your girl to boy ratio?

mike: i really want to know who the female cock block is.

frazier: it's like every drug addiction mixed with the oc! it's heavy

ashley: i can touch my toes!

samuel: sometimes i feel like church is designed to be miserable

chase: i hate your life too :(

andy: lolol. we should party tomorrow.

ashley: sad fact. i sent 4000 texts in a month. A MONTH

caity: let's go to mexico and woo the locals with our expert language skills.

matt: debate this, captain america or superman? who would win in a fight?

ashley: dad just called himself a tool.

aaron: haha god gave you skin use it. your ancestors would be ashamed.

matt: hey sugar what it is chief?

colin: is it still hot like a robot our your way?

ashley: watching one tree hill with mommy is the best!

sam: as long as you cut yourself here while we are playing monopoly, that is fine.

christian: gtl waits for no one...

ashley: are you watching the bachelor?!

melia: gossip girl here.

 || 1 || 2 ||

apparently old school isn't cool anymore...

i just had the following conversation with my sister.

let us not forget she is a junior in high school

and i am a senior in college.

and when i asked her if my writing a note meant i wasn't cool,
she didn't respond.
i'm going to take her silence as a 'yes'
and crawl back into my cubicle. 

oh the power of daniel tosh.

at 11:21 p.m. on saturday night

i sent james a text that simply read,

"tosh."

one minute later i heard him grumbling down the stairs saying, 

"dangit brissa, i was preparing my lesson then i get a text 

that just says 'tosh' and i had to quit and come down."

boosh.

sometimes my friends think they're comedians.

joke's on him.

because my dad says i'm cool.

and my mom calls me the cooliest.

what now wigga?!

brown on brown.

i love/hate it when my friends have get some dreams for me.

hate it because...

a. it's a dream and not real life

b. it's not my dream.

love it because...

a. i get freaked out texts from a scarred bethie

b. it makes her feel uncomfortable when i talk about my skillz.

c. her saying,  "it was GROSS. i really don't ever want to see you make out. 

even in a dream," was one of the best texts of the day.

such strong letters...

and for those of you wondering,

'bh' stands for butt head. 

genius.

i love it when i wake up to texts like this:

"i just got attacked by a door."

- bk fresh

it makes friday that much better.

stby*

bff sam just introduced me to

this website.
it's hilarious.
i <3 technology.

*stby = sucks to be you = papa's favorite phrase to text

choices/consequences

i had no idea that one little hairs cut 

could completely change my ethnicity.

does this mean i have to change all my standardized tests?

voldemort is a manwhore

i love my blonde baby sister. 

sms take two.

remember this?

brace yourself children, it's about to happen again. 

meredith: seeing you was like getting a full body hug from a cloud.

jeff: there isn't much in the dollar theater, especially since you have a grudge against nicholas cage.

kay: stranger danger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

justin: praise ke$ha.

lauren: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. let's robot hunt tonight 

jamie: love it!!! thank you sooo much :)

spencer: hey party girl! i'm watching divorce court while i eat lunch & i'm thinking of you! haha

kay: whhhhat?!?!?!?! you're so freaking bada$$!!!

 beth: UNCLE JESSE IS ON GLEE

meredith: grrrrr awoooooo.  that's wolf speak for awesome.
jeff: mmmm.....bacon.....
justin: there's a place i know where the freaks all wanna go! take it off! i think i saw you driving to school today.

ashley: wat up with you wigga??!!!!

j.woww: be honest. do i look handsome with my long hair 

mike: brizzle i told time like a true mexican on my test thanks to your help with the numbers. gracias

meredith: sometimes i feel like you're the troy to my abed.  like we can only communicate through movies.

lauren: reer

beth: there are POGS on campus!!

scott: dr. laura, i have a question...

kay: you have meee!

justin: :-$ kesha says hi

jamie: ewwwww her legs are more hairy than mine.

kay: love you brishnaka.

scott: i know all about you and your "herbs."

ashley: back in my native land, people called me wolf girl.  because i could be one with the wolves.

mike: good late morning brizzle bear. 

kay: psst. i'm so proud of youuu :)

 lauren: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

chase: brissa don't disappoint me...

samuel: gods of war!!!

justin: i'm glad you used the mauraders map effectivetly.

ashley: grrr bubba i wanna see you!!!!

jamie: teee shirt tiiiiiiime!

scott: get some!

reilly: yu knid two kum tu klas tudai. i need to talk to you. 

papa: you are awesome.   

kay: if you ever decide to get drunk, please call me so i can be there :) you'd be very funny :)

lauren: ohheemmgeee brissa you look like the lady on the santitias chip bag!

ashley: i'm calm.  i'm calm like a lion seeing it's prey

justin: brissaaaaaaaaa! i'm so happy for you! congrats! you are the bomb! congrats!!!

lauren: ahhh ooooooh

papa: GS!

becky: lol :)  you just made my day!!! :)  

samuel: corndog

j.woww: i also enjoy the word reer.

ashley: i hate food babies.

mike: we've been friends since we started a gang. get real brizzle.

scott: OMG j-woww got in a fight with tom!

ashley: hope you smile today.

moe: zupas?  aren't you healthpots obsessed with zupas?

mami: good night mijita.  te amo. muahhhhhh

  chase: you would leave a hate note in my apartment for me.

sam: party. baby make.

reilly: you missed out.  katy perry count went up today. 

jamie: guido for life.

viva le text message.

best.text.ever.

"the world has gone to destruction; 

i saw someone wearing

leopard style jeans."

- ashley michelle, oct. 18, 2010, 9:15 am

 

this text is one of the many reasons i love my baby sister.

r u fur realz?

pros.  bethie and i got rumbi tonight (for frrree). beth called me "fancy" because i got shrimp in my rice bowl.  i got my homework done and it looks like i'm going to bed before one in the ay.em (das wassup).  jane called me because she saw my hair and knew it was me.  mini-rockband session tonight.  so many random textual messages.


cons.  i missed glee on account of the delicious free meal.  i am going to wake up at five.thirty.  glee's not on hulu yet.  too much texting for one day.

pros - 1

cons - 0

zoo-wee-mama that's a good day.  

little electronic wishes.

i'm too addicted to stop now.

and i think i'll want to remember these.

maybe...in the future...

kay {thursday. 08.26, 12:30 am}: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! love you

kay {thurs. 08.26, 12:33 am}: i'm in bed sleepin so i'll talk to you in the morn!  don't text back but love you b-day girl!

skyler {thurs. 08.26, 7:25 am}: brissa bris, i think your birthday present will be me arriving in provo today.

mami {thurs. 08.26,7:27 am}: feliz cumpleanos mijita, te deseo las bendiciones mas lindas del cielo.

kay {thurs. 08.26, 8:43 am}:  happy bbbbbbirthday!!!!!!

cami {thurs. 08.26, 10:12 am}: happy birthday to you!!!  we'll call later to sing when the kids get home.  hope you're having a great day!  love and miss you.

whit {thurs. 08.26, 12:07 pm}: B RIZZLE! you're old.  ha.  happy birthday skillet.  love ya forever like ya for always.

whit {thurs. 08.26, 12:10 pm}:  get crunk for me

travis {thurs. 08.26, 12:14  pm}:  happy birthday old person...you're totally going to get hammered!  haha

jared {thurs. 08.26, 2: 46 pm}:  happy birthday beep.  love ya

matthias {thurs. 08.26, 4: 32 pm}:  happy birthday brissa.  i hiope your quincenera is everything you hoped it would be your'e so grown up now.  :)

mike - guy # 1{thurs. 08.26, 4:46 pm}:  happy birthday brizzle!!!

mike - guy #  {thurs. 08.26, 5:53 pm}:  happy birthday!

jess {thurs. 08.26, 10:08 pm}:  happy bday i am going to bed.  we left ur present on the living room table.

lauren {thurs. 08.26, 10:11 pm}:  happy bday!!!

skyler {thurs. 08.26, 11:31 pm}:  haha, happy bday frika, congrats on surviving another year

  

       there you have it folks. 

don't worry, i won't annoy myself  {and possibly you} by putting up my facebook wishes.

  weird.i'm.21.

sumtiemz

i have these bff's and they send me little messages to my phone.

some of you may know them as "text" or "SMS" messages.

either way, they're my flavorite.

here are some of those little treasures.
i figured this would be a good way to ensure they never die.
i'd also like to have different batches of favorites.

just like cookies.

except these batches are textual.
ennkneewaizz.
back to the preserving of mini-electronic-messages.
aka: mems.
ha i just made that up.
......
...
.

tamsen: boo, you whore. smiley face and giggle.

matthias: feel better little buddy!  don't let those germs murder you!

ashley: i think i will go live in a cardboard box in the mountains.  hunting lions as a new viking.  and i shall be one with the mountain....plus i will not bathe nor shave for a year!

gordon: your welcome, my little sloth ;-)
ashley: first of all if i get a cat...i'd kill it!!!!

james: ha ha mom just decided that for the first time in her life that her singing voice wasn't good :) ha ha ha.  she barely found out and was very upset. ha ha.

khyrie: und abfahren bogen, mich jew! (shut up and bow to me jew!) ((go internet translators :) ))

papa: i'm pounding my ears with an ice pick and rubbing my eyes with sand paper!!!!!

rob: move to slut
mike: it's a good thing we don't see each other every day or you'd be ugly and retarded.

scott: i just saw a guy with steps.  is he your step brother?

james: silly rabbit, tricks are for whores.

mami: yeah you are dumbo. 

ashley: breezy!!!! i saw  #%!@%!!!

mike: ah ha ha ha pocahontas!!

mami: no, mi amor sigue la vida.

papa: you are freakin awesome.  see what happens when you live right? LY

jamie: i wanna visit the shore :)
mami: love you too mijita.