april 29.

instead of being mushy,

i decided to channel my inner amanda bynes fan

and create some fan art

for my favorite boy's birthday.

it's not as intense as i had originally hoped

but it's not like she's going to retweet it anyway.

back to cory.

happy birthday my sweet boy.

you deserve all the choco-pillows in the world.

i love you forever&ever.

yesterday was a good day.

somehow, 

after picking up my new spectacles,

and eating free sausage and brownies

at costco,

we ended up in a best buy parking lot. 

homeboy just got a rewards gift card

and i knew halo 4 and tablet lusting

were at the top of the list.

since i had a feeling we'd be there forever,

i headed straight for the games.

 within fifteen seconds, donkey kong was swallowed by a giant wave

and i knew it was time to call it quits. 

i looked up from my video game fail to find cory studying the dvd's. 

as i walked up to him, 

about to ask when we could leave,

he turned toward me.

in his hands he held the most beautiful thing i have ever seen. 

behold....

right?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!

he's just kewl/gr8/mmm like that. 

i almost died from happiness.

i can't wait to watch it. 

three hours of pure, heart wrenching, ugly crying magic.

he's never seen it* before.

i hope he doesn't judge me for being so dramatic**.

but, like...how can you not be?

if you don't cry at least once during this movie,

you don't have a soul.

then again....

*it = titanic not the ugly cry.

he's seen my ugly cry a few times...poor kid...

it's a face you just can't erase. 

**by "so dramatic" i mean more dramatic than i already am.

which is already ridiculously dramatic. 

creeperton gangnam style

i married a man who...

prays for our football team before a game.

specifically for no injuries to certain key players.

sings along to j.biebs in the car, without realizing it until it's too late.

[my work here is done.]

keeps me up all night quoting seinfeld

instead of letting me sleep. 

let us take the best hipster engagements 

the world has ever seen. 

protects me from barking dogs

on our evening walks.

buys me a book for my birthday

because he knows how i feel about the 1920s.

cooks an entire pound of bacon

for a dinner consisting of two blt's with bacon on the side.

sends me emails of the original "opa gangnam style" and it's variations, 

leaves me "opa gangnam style" crayon messages in the shower,

and sings the song non-stop as soon as he gets home.

if only he could dance like that little boy in the beginning...

he'd be perfect. 

this is one of those "look close and 'like' if you see it" internet pixxx

and now, a word from us kids!
aka: a list of things i love about this picture:

||mama creepin' in the background||

||azn eyes are a sign of true happiness||

||that sexxxi gold + wood nixon watch||
||the black stripe in my pants for ultimate comfort and hipster points||

||cory's mint* shirt from his high school thrifting days||

||ashley's perfect coral tank||

||unintentional wedding color coordination||

||my ginger and his LIKEABOSS stance||

*i swear it's mint. 

i'm not color blind,

iphones are. 

p.s.
seven. 

confession session: heart disease

i told one of my fellow interns i had five justin bieber songs

on my wedding playlist.

after simultaneously dropping her pen and jaw, 

she asked me if i was serious.

"why would i joke about that? i love him."

she didn't beliebe me. 

i proved my love for him by telling her

i have more pictures on facebook

with biebsy than i do my own fiance.

cory = five total with two profile pictures.

biebsy = eight total with four profile pictures.

i honestly think she's shocked i'm getting married.

someone needs to tell her

it's possible to live with raging cases

of bieber fever and gingavitis.

not only is it possible,

it's one of the best ways to live.

wiiknd: i didn't cry once. it's kind of a big deal.

secret race, won.

rupert = broken = mystery.

strawberry milkshake.

dorm life.

"dominoes delivers."

laughing on the floor.

reception planning.

paper purchased.

meatball sandwich heaven.

brave.

ginger baby dreaming.

say yes to the dress.

shrimp taco deliciousness.

nibs + imgur + rummy.

firework fail.

envelope stuffing, likeaboss.
chopped.

porch light flashing.

nine whole minutes.

baby hugs.

dream house fail.

back to ye ol' drawing board.
steak lovers unite.
backyard acrobatics.

best.hiccups.ever.

game of shadows.

key switching.

sweet goodbye.

love.

THIS IS THE BEST TUMBLR OF MY LIFE.

ginger ryan gosling.

it's almost too much for my little heart to handle.

"i was trying to relate to you."

bless his heart for trying.

the next day i wore my

"save ginny weasley" shirt

and he told me he loves me
like ron loves hermione.

 i don't know why he didn't pick them 

in the first place.
i obviously have a thing for gingers.