Monday, January 9, 2012

attn: biebsy

work was terribly slow the other day.
in order to make the never-ending minutes more bearable,
i decided to turn on my justin bieber station.
my ears were greeted with poppy tunes
and a heavenly voice.

i should have been happy.
instead, i was heartbroken.

as i listened to your young voice
it made me miss a few things:

your hair.
it was you. it is you.
you need it back now.
i don't care if selena hates it.
i loved it and i could beat her up.

your voice.
we can't really fix this.
you grew up. it's gotten deeper. that's life.
but maybe you can have them studio-edit
your now voice back to your beautiful pre-pubescent voice.
it was angelic.

your hoodies.
you're kind of a big deal.
designers are practically throwing their clothes at you
and praying for the trends to start,
but sometimes i wish you'd switch the pimped suits
 for your classic zip-up, jeans riding far below your bottom,
and pumped up kicks.

i think i finally understand what
joni mitchell meant when she wrote big yellow taxi.
i miss the old you
and i didn't realize it until you were gone.
find a way to fix it.
plz.
xoxo.
gossip girl.
brissa.

oh, and biebsy-baby?
i think you should know that picture of us
has been my desktop background since november 11.

p.s.
i've been told we have the same eyebrows.
if that doesn't say eternal soul mates, i don't know what does.

p.p.s.
i will love you until the day i die.

15 comments:

mandyface said...

Amen sista!!

ellie said...

I was going to make a comment about the eyebrows, crazy!

Jenni Austria Germany said...

this is priceless. i love that you compared it to big yellow taxi.

carla thorup said...

babybiebs4life.

ashley said...

a-freakin-greed

Christianna said...

This post made me laugh! It was great!

He & Me said...

Ahahaha yes. I totally agree. I love me some purple hooded Biebs.

McKinley {Haolepinos} said...

AMEN sister!!! And I can see the eyebrows too! AND I love this photo ahahhaha. I feel like it is legit!!! PS what about that hooker who claims it was his child... what was the outcome? All I know is they settled... she wasn't very pretty, AT ALL!!!

And am I the only one who isn't a fan of Selena? How do I know she just isn't using him for the same fan base... HUH?!?!?

I would much rather see him with you then any other celebrity that has ever took a step on this earth!

McKinley {Haolepinos} said...

PS are you Asian? You look like you might have some kind of ethnicity in your blood...

jessie said...

i couldn't agree more. i'm in love with 15 year old justin.

Natasha Louise said...

haha, it's all about the eyebrows!

beth said...

i read the comments...hahahahaha (i think you know what i'm laughing about)

and you're welcome for the eyebrows comment. i'm glad i could be silently featured on your blog :)

Renee said...

My daughter JUST told me she's over Justin. I'm now going to live vicariously through you, because if I play him while she's around, she'll know it was me pushing the Fever this whole time.

whatevergatsby said...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA BRISSA. I CAN'T. I CAN'T HANDLE THIS. this is just beyond amazing. and not gonna lie, i totes have the biebs fevah. never should have watched "never say never" by myself.

kylee said...

r.i.p. baby biebs. or resurrect, that's fine too.