Showing posts with label seinfeld. Show all posts
Showing posts with label seinfeld. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

and by "want to watch" i mean it's all i ever watch.

all i ever want to watch these days are...

pretty little liars*.
seinfeld.
anything directed by wes anderson.
anything directed by ben affleck.

it's great.

*i just finished all the pll that was on netflix.
I AM DYING.
needz moar liarz.

sidenote: 
please feel free to engage in any pretty little liars discussion. 
cory doesn't want to understand
and just laughs at my increased paranoia since starting the show. 
i SWEAR a is real and totally in my apartment sometimes. 

wiiknd: "make me breakfast while i watch football...!"

no work means sleeping in.
maple pumpkin candles.
den = clean + organized.
appointment. 
mama time.
dinner and a seinfeld.
life aquatic.
floor cuddles and conversation.
"you look pretty in the glow of the tv."
pillow talk.
happiness. 

waffles and eggs.
breakfast and football.
errands.
state fair = prime people watching.
funnel caaaaaake.
the holy war. 
stupid fans rushing three times.
let's not talk about it.

holy war hangover.
"maybe you shouldn't check facebook today..."
farewell.
heavenly cupcakes.
mama's birthday dinner.
family = flow free addicts.
seinfeld.

Monday, September 10, 2012

wiiknd: i never thought i'd say this, but there is such thing as too much breakfast in one day.

work + work.
cazj.
cory = football game.
brissa = pretty little liars.
parks and rec.

early morning.
apple cinnamon tea.
work til one.
home = spotless.
breakfast for lunch. 
interwebz catch up + football game. 
slow motion seizure*.
greek festival.
cinnamon honey heaven.
"have you guys ever heard of dees?!?!!!"
breakfast for dinner.
diploma pick-up.
seinfeld.
breakfast coma.

one month say whhhhhat?!
12:15 appointment = new calling.
young women's first counselor.
gushers packed = sunday snack.
plans to buy fruit snacks.
homemade lasagna.
parks and rec.
homemade hot chocolate.


*apparently the 'i' before 'e' rule doesn't apply to seizures.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

wiiknd: football season stole my husband.

[thurs]day night lights hangover.
lunch and a seinfeld.
the great migration with papa bear.
free cafe rio.
 british addiction.

college football = background music.
den organization.
papa + sass = home.
family dinner.
belated birthday celebration.
season two, finished.

purple + pink dress.
cute babies.
flow free during class.
fishing.
crawdad, hooked. 
late night snack.
parks and rec. 

errands + laundry.
jello salad. 
meat monday = official end of summer.
home to cazj.
parks and rec.
intermission + ice cream.
gone baby gone.
sleep.


Friday, August 31, 2012

creeperton gangnam style

i married a man who...

prays for our football team before a game.
specifically for no injuries to certain key players.

sings along to j.biebs in the car, without realizing it until it's too late.
[my work here is done.]

keeps me up all night quoting seinfeld
instead of letting me sleep. 

let us take the best hipster engagements 
the world has ever seen. 

protects me from barking dogs
on our evening walks.

buys me a book for my birthday
because he knows how i feel about the 1920s.

cooks an entire pound of bacon
for a dinner consisting of two blt's with bacon on the side.

sends me emails of the original "opa gangnam style" and it's variations, 
leaves me "opa gangnam style" crayon messages in the shower,
and sings the song non-stop as soon as he gets home.
if only he could dance like that little boy in the beginning...
he'd be perfect. 

Monday, August 27, 2012

wiiknd: nature is my anti-drug.

name changed.
driver's license fail.
licensed to fish.
grocery shopping.
best.grapes.ever.
season finale.

scones with shay.
playground exercises.
goofy tree statue.
seinfeld.
bed, bath + beyond.
blackberry picking.
breakfast for dinner.
late night visit.

birthday = twenty-three.
early morning.
drive to the mountains.  
four-wheeling + lilly lake + fishing.
first fish, caught.
learning to cast.
camp fire.
diabetes cake. 
perfect gift.
the best august 26. 

Monday, July 23, 2012

wiiknd: i'm no longer allowed to send texts that say, "i'm dead."

half-day crap-day.
needed hug.
papa pick-up.
dress shopping for mama. 
mall couch cuddling.
lettuce wrapped burger.
CHRISTOPHER FREAKING NOLAN.
mind.blown.
jgl. oh baby, baby. 

apartment cleaning.
appliance scrubbing.
fume induced highs.
peach rainbow, extra-syrup.
 shower cry.
honest conversation.
pre-rodeo cuddle.
rodeo.
sweet voicemail.
mac and cheese.
seinfeld.

"i'm dead."
church.
heart smiles for bfflizzles.
"you have an uncanny way of making things awkward."
private classes.
ensalada rusa. 
spaceman walking.
invitation distributing.
apartment cleaning.
floor talks.
italian chicken.
baby brother pick-up.
folded chairs and stretched legs. 
food network.
driveway hugs.

Monday, June 18, 2012

wiiknd: "i've got a flash for you, joy boy."

leftover thai lunch.
pepper jelly heaven.
errands.
toaster gift.
d.i. invasion.
fabric searching.
glitter paper.
fine.
classic car show.

table + chairs.
dress fitting.
cake testing.
flavors selected.
sister wives park party.
grassyass.
epic engagements.
classy grocery shopping.
giant biebsy birthday card.
stroganoff.
seinfeld.
sleep drunk.
insurance coupons. 

father's day. 
white dress + spring suit.
baby play time.
"i wanna fight" = tickle fight.
flirty eyes and baby laughs.
hipster headband.
agt review.
best gift ever award.
card clones.
family dinner.
photoshop.
invitation planning.
list creating.
thunder heartbreak.
sunday walk.