wiiknd: it feels like all we do is watch new girl.

i can only remember watching new girl

and going to bed early[ish].

game day.

hot chocolate to go.

scones in the car.

baby time.

new baby smell.

little baby hands.

little baby cheeks. 

football game.

annoying beaver fans.

let's not talk about it.

jalepeno cheese soup + bread bowls.

hand and foot domination.

best.floats.ever.

new girl.

breakfast.

new girl.

running late.

two-day old curls.

church.

fall drive.

football game + bubble shooter.

dinner.

new girl.

ice cream?

the facts are these.

1. i am officially old.  i just can't go to midnight showings and be in the office at eight the next same morning like i used to. it's impossible.

 2. i'm pretty sure there is a dog living in the apartment above mine.  i keep hearing these strange puppy cries and yawn-ish whines.
3. despite their best efforts to teach me to finish my homework before having fun, i ignored my parents last night and left for the movie with only half of my homework done. {five bucks says i'll get a call from one, or both, of them asking me why i didn't finish my homework before i left.  mami will tell me i need sleep so i don't age prematurely and dad will either say "choices....consequences..." or ask if it was worth it}. 

4. last night {well, technically, i guess it was this morning} beth and i gchatted and all i could talk about was how i wanted one blonde haired, blue eyed cherub and a mutant baby. unfortunately, due to my dominant genetics, neither of those will be possible. 

like a loaded potato, but with words.

friday.

my broken toes and i went to my cousin's wedding

in five inch heels and my yellow dress.

ashley, beth and jamie's date were the only blonde's there. 

'twas quite comical.

aside from dancing and watching a very enthusiastic 

white man dance an energetic salsa,

we ate delicious food and sipped on

what may just be the best drank ever.

 i must regrettably admit i am not sporting a double black eye in the photo above.
the stupid lights made me appear to be more legit than i am.
but one day people...one day i will rock the black eye like nobody's biznass.
after the reception,

we headed over to target so i could buy baby clothes

for my bff's baby shower the next day.

it was then i realized the fullness of my disease.
 it's official. 
baby sections in any store are harmful to my health.
{iwantababy.iwantonelikewoah.}

 saturday.

i finished bossypants.

it was brilliant.

i love tina fey more than words can express.

later that afternoon i went to sid's baby shower.
i won a lint roller and a pack of m&m's.
i gave the chocolate covered candies
to bethie and scottopher when i got home.
we spent the better part of an hour
in the same room, playing games on our pizzles
and speaking to or about our games.
i introduced scott to galaxy puzzle and bubble shooter;
two of what i thought to be the best games ever.
boooy was i wrong.
he introduced me to

 best.game.ever.
i can honestly say it has been the best 99 cents i have ever spent.
we went to jimmy john's with bree

and i wanted to slap my face for never trying their sandwiches before.
sogood.
after supper we headed back to bree's
so i could use free wifi to download tiny wings
while beth and bree painted their nails.
after waiting for hot pink paint to dry
we sped over to dan and craig's
for the maiden voyage of their new projector.
we thought we were going to watch
diary of a wimpy kid
but instead, they popped in
this bad boy.
it's even better the second time around.
after the movie,
beth, scott, bree and i went to coldstone.
scott ordered oatmeal cookie batter, cookie dough and cinnamon.
when i first heard that combination i grimaced.
then i tried it and
mama mia, that's-a-good-a-flavor!
 sunday.
after a free lunch with delicious strawberries
we laid out to read play tiny wings.
i looked up in the middle of my game 
to see weezy walking toward us.
we chatted for a good while and caught up on life.
after some more sunshine loving and tiny winging,
beth and i made dinner for some friends.
fyi world:
crissa makes the best desserts ever.
beth, bree and i went for a post-dinner bike/scooter ride
around the town.
after being followed around the library by a homeless man,

we rode to our hearts content in the maze that is 

underground parking. 

 
sslbijhtdhamww.
{sorry so long, but i just had to document how awesome my weekend was}

golden pipes.

i am obsessed with this song.

o.b.s.e.s.s.e.d.
the video makes it even better.
honest to goodness it's one of the best videos i've ever seen.
it's simple but evokes so much emotion.
watch.now.

how 'bout that dancer in that room full of baby powder?
at least that's what i imagine it is.
i'm still on that baby kick.

aaaaand if you can't get enough of this song,
check out this video of her studio footage.
it's equally addicting and {i think} makes the song sadder.

oh, and fyi.
youtuberepeat.com is the new best thing
that ever happened to you.
take everything after the / of the video you want to watch:
/watch?v=lazyDlfaptM
and it will repeat it until you say
"stop! no more! i can't handle the meowsomeness*!"


*anyone else see that ellen where she coined that bad boy?
well i did, and don't worry, i've been using it.
like woah.

oh don't worry

we just threw the best party known to man.

ca-ching!!

my comforter is blue.

awesome awesome awesome weekend.

i pinky swear to give you a break down,

 but first:

check it.

they're going to make such a cute baby.

sidenote: all these pregnant ladies are giving me baby fever.

oooh jaaammmeeessss...