ginger snaps.

" is that chocolate?

oh! it's a mole.

i do not remember that one."

" don't make fun of

dream christian bale!"

"i was watching you sleep earlier today.

it was kinda funny.

you looked like a stroke victim."

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ladies and gentlemen,

i present to you,

my husband.

I WORE PURPLE TODAY 

WITHOUT REALIZING 

IT WAS JUSTIN BEIBER'S BIRTHDAY. 

THAT'S HOW CONNECTED WE ARE!!!! 

THIS LOVE IS REAL. 

THIS LOVE IS GOOD. 

THIS LOVE WILL LAST4EVER. 

the following is a true story.

mac girl: ohmygosh!! i love your watch! is it michael kors?!

brissa: thanks! it's actually from target.

mac girl: it is soo cute! and like, a fourth of the price!!

gotta love it when your 14.99 faded gold watch looks designer.

wicka whhhhat?!

verbatim

beth: i'm thinking about changing my facebook name to bethanie.

brissa: i'm thinking about changing mine back to basilisk or freeka.

...an awkward silence and judgmental stare later...

beth: you're weird

true story.

i just spent the last three minutes of my life

taking my rings on and off

to see if they weighed my hand down.

results: inconclusive.

but i kind of think they do.