two things.

i ate carrots with garlic hummus in my room.

now my room smells like a weird 

garlic/hard-boiled eggs combo.

halp.

these are jude's friends.

dollie is her favorite while lambie seems a bit sketchy.

shoo fly, don't bother me. 

motherhood has caused me to add an "ie" to everything.

lambie.

dollie.

blankie.

feetsie.

and apparently i caption pictures from jude's perspective.

>>>k i l l m e<<<

if i start writing posts as jude, please slap me.

i have also invented the word "squinch."

it refers to jude squinching down in her car seat or in her swing.

BUT REALLY,

WHY THE HARD BOILED EGG SMELL?!?!!?!?!!!!

you probably think this post is about you.

and it totally is.

and by you i mean me.

here are my favorite posts

i have ever written. 

a letter home. 

this is for my parents.

my dad doesn't think i'm funny. 

magical triangles of love.

an analysis of emma watson's relationship

with the harry potter's top three pretty boys. 

the woes of fake nails.

scratched retinas,

google images,

and the reason i swore to never get them again.

soul secrets. 

i'm quite positive this is when i fell in love.

i wouldn't admit it to myself.

i couldn't.

but my heart knew. 

i was a goner. 

drive time ramblings. 

because this was the morning after i realized

all i wanted in life was to be with cory forever.

new york didn't matter.

national geographic didn't matter.

fame didn't matter.

all that mattered was that he would be

by my side all the time no matter what. 

nothing can shake this truth. 

the most magical display of fourth of july fireworks

i have ever witnessed.

attn: baby biebsy. 

my plea to get him back. 

i will never stop missing him. 

the beginning of my titanic breakdown.

i'm still not over it.

...denim chicken...?

because i have really good ideas

when i'm on my death bed. 

he's my rushmore.

i'm a sap.

overkill. i know.

cory just told me i was dumb.

"you really think people are going to go back

and reread all your posts?

how many times have you read harry potter?"

SORRY I'M NOT SORRY.

five favorite blogs.

my brain isn't functioning in a way

for me to properly pick five of my favorite blogs.
each blog i read, i like for different reasons
and i like each of the people behind them.
don't ever make me pick.
ever.

that being said,
here pictures of things
tumblr says i'm obsessed with.

flowers and new girl.

but what else is new?

heeeeeeeey sexxxi ladaaaaay.

i'm still obsessed with opa gangnam style.

in fact, i spent one of my days off

researching opa gifs and memes and images.

it's becoming an illness.

i mean, 

i even opa gangnam styled our shower.

[three cheers to madi and dani for the best.wedding.present.ever]

in other news,

this picture is an instagrammed version of the original.

you know, filtered and turned into a square.

it's pretty popular these days.

meh.

i guess what i'm trying to say is...

this is me,

giving into peer pressure

and taking my instalife off private.

@breesah.

whatever. 

happy weekend.

dr. swanson

words don't seem to be working lately.

and when words don't work,

parks and rec references do.

hopefully i can earn those words back

before things get out of control.