Tuesday, July 12, 2011


when the movies first came out,
there was a lot of speculation about off-screen romances.
mostly between emma and every other boy on set.

emma and daniel.
look at the lovebirds, 
whispering little jokes to each other on the red carpet. 
who on earth would dance/make faces like that {beside me} unless they were dating the person?  
that is true love people.
also, please note daniel has his hands out as if to say,
"emma, please.  you're embarrassing me..."
 it's obvious by the way she is leaning on daniel that they're together.
you can tell by the pained look on rupert's face, he's heart broken. 
sidenote: emma watson never had an "awkward" phase growing up.
life is just not fair. 
 and here we have the lean again, but this time on the red carpet! 
but it's okay, because rupert's gettin down with the cho-ster. 
there ain't nothin like pda and pdr.
{public displays of rebound}. 
 even at a young age, they understood their responsibility
as the "first couple" of the wizarding world. 

emma and rupert.
**author's note:  i have always, always been on team rupert.
if you're not on team rupert,
 i hope this is the picture that converts you.**
emma's gettin a liiittle cozy with mister ginger
and he's loving it.
take that 'arry!!
miss watson is a huge fan of the lean.
we can tell by the way she's angled her body it's rupert time.
bow chicka wow wow.
 hand placement switch-a-roo in the same photoshoot!!!!
oh the drama that must have happened.
we can only guess who she was truly with at this point in life. 
so hip. so cool.
so matchy-matchy. 
she's probably just asking him if there's food in her teeth.
that's love people.
also, can we please have a moment of silence for that dress?
it's beautiful. 
they will be in love.
forever and ever and ever. 

emma and tom. 
enter emma's rebel phase.
hookin up with hp's designated "bad boy"
and showing that midriff like a boss.
 she was obviously more into him than he was into her.
doesn't he look so fancy holding this beverage?
  i take it back!
draco was aaaaaall over that!!!
 there weren't that many pictures of tom and emma,
but it's okay because there are some die-hard psychic fans out there
who know how it all ends.

pardon the picture overload.
i just have to make up for the fact 
blogger deleted every.single.picture i had on this blog.


Drea said...

Ahahahaha. I love this so much.

Ashley said...

i am as our of the harry potter loop as one can be, BUT your several posts are entertaining to me ;)

taryn and taylor said...

funniest post ever! i admire your love for the one & only wizardry. i only wish i was a dedicated fan like yourself.

Mikelle Jade {The Honeypie Archives} said...

haha love it. I used to have a huge crush on tom until the 4th movie.

PS I'm dressing up as Cho. of course. she is the only asian after all.

ellie said...

I have always disliked Malfoy and the actor that played him, so those last two photos are painful!

I have also noticed how touchy she is with her co-stars. My theory is that they've grown up together and don't know any better. That and most of the time she's leaning on one of them it's a staged photo shoot. Maybe it's a conspiracy so we freak out about her dating one of them...

Ashley said...


Love this post. Miss Briss is SUCH an expert ;)

katrina said...

bahahhahahahahahahahah the wedding photos kill me.


Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

what- every single photo- OMG- that is awful- I feel so bad for you-

Nicole said...



Hannah {Culture Connoisseur} said...

"even at a young age, they understood their responsibility
as the "first couple" of the wizarding world."

You are so freaking hilarious, Brissa. I almost spit out my water when I got to that one.

kylee said...

emma watson is gorgeous. even as hermione with crazy hair. gorgeous. this post was hilarious. you kill me brissa. in a good way of course. and i don't know what it is but i can't get over how great i think ron is and yes i call him ron. i'm not usually a fan of red heads but he's an acception. okay back to emma. her pixie cut? get out of town it look so good. what i wouldn't do to pull that look off. what the creeper marriage pictures? seeee you tonight missy!

whatevergatsby said...

HAHAHAHAHHAA! you, my dear, are hilarious. this was better than any fan fiction.

Krystal said...

I felt like i was walking down memory lane or something :)

Megan and Justin said...

this is seriously hilarious. you are so witty!

The Many Colours of Happiness said...

Hahahaha this was hilarious! You should write a soap opera :p

kelli case anderson said...

yeah what's going on? why did blogger delete your photos? i don't get it? BRISSA I'M CONCERNED!

looooooooooooove this post! you're hilarious and one in a million in a sea of dumb blogs! i can't stop reading half&half!

Bad Joan said...

Wow, they have grown up so much! She is so beautiful!


mandyface said...

But what about the REAL romances? Like Madam Pince and Argus Filch?? Emma has worn some killa gowns. I am completely jealous of her wardrobe at all times.
ps- why can't you come to my show lady??? we def need to meet up.

Lindsay @ Delighted Momma said...

I love this post! I am a HUGE Harry Potter fan!! WhattttT?!?!!! Blogger deleted all of your pics?! No way! I am so sorry..I might have had a mini meltdown..

chelse said...

so freaken sweet. I love the commentary and now I know how it all ends. thanks!

em.me.ma said...

thank for sharing!

Monica said...

so so funny. thanks for that.

Lissa Chandler said...

oh my hilarious. those last wedding photos killed me.

kylee said...

competing with 2011 kylee, 2013 kylee says this: "emma is gorgeous, i want to be her best friend. pdr should be on urban dictionary. i'm going to check if it is right now.... don't look it up, or do, whatevs (sketchy definitions per ususal). team rupert for life. nobody, NOT A SINGLE SOUL, can pull off the pixie cut like emma can."
apparently '11 kylee and '13 kylee have similar feelings about emma.