every time i attempt to spell

"yaaay"

on my iphone

it auto corrects it to

"gassy."

really, apple?

for a "smart phone," you are really dumb.

snoozing is no longer losing.

sometimes i wake up late.

{like 7:15 when i have to drive to school at 7:30}.

i tell myself my bed is more comfortable than a chair/desk combo

and the inside of my eyelids look nicer than a whiteboard.

then i hear a little "ping" from my glorious iphone.

it's an email from my professor

telling me class is cancelled

and my slumber can continue guilt free.

ca-ching!

otterpop

i found a new toy for my ultimate pizzle.

i want this sucker like woah.

the color.

the protection.

oh babybaby!!

oh, and it's called an otterbox not an auto-box like i had originally thought.

note to self: never trust a blue-eyed southern gentleman to teach you about technology. his eyes will distract from your attempt at deciphering his sexy southern drawl. 

riotard

the other day as i was driving with some friends to the bookstore,

i looked to my left and saw a woman in her car

eating a cafe rio salad!!!

whytheface?!!!!

for those of you that don't know the deliciousness of a

pork barbacoa salad, you're missing out and should go eat one now.

you also need to understand these things are monstrous!

LIKE HUGE!!!!

the fact that she was balancing that flimsy foil container

and eating while driving worries me.

i tried to take a picture but my flash went off

{stupid pizzle}

but i'm going to share it anyway.

because it's proof.

disregard the flash.

and trust me,

she's there.

that lady is giving a bad name to woman drivers' everywhere.

srsly?!

last night i went to see jigu! 

it was pretty neat.

those chinese sure know how to beat a drum!

in an effort to feel grown up and classy

 along with my strange desire to wear heels, i did.

these ones, but black.

when i left to go pick up mi amigo it was chilly.

just chilly.

by the time the show got out

mother nature had given birth to a full blown blizzard.

now some of you may or may not know this,

but driving stick in heels is not the easiest task.

driving stick, in heels, in the middle of a blizzard is even worse.

{note frightened face}

{and i promise my skin isn't orange, i blame the stupid flash on my pizzle fone}

 

 i've never driven in snow before.

and i know some of you are thinking

"but brissa, you've been in utah your whole life!  how is this possible?!"

i'll tell you.

i didn't get my license until i was 18.

and i always picked housing that was within walking distance to campus.

that's how.

back to my story.

it was horrible. 

and scary. 

and exhilarating.

the only downside to snow driving:

everyone is suuper cautious and i can't drive fast.

also, i should probably stop taking pictures whilst driving.
it's probably not safe. 

unicorns and ringtones.

beth just taught me how to make ringtones on my computer for my phone.

james sent me a link to the BEST GAME EVER

which leads us to the BEST SONG EVER

that is now my new ringtone.

monday night = successful. 

brown.bleach.blue.

sorry kids.

but i'm still a wee bit obsessed with the color and my new pizzle.  

like woah.

just thought i'd warn you. 

the ultimate

some of you out there may know that for me

iPod = pizzle.

that's just the way it is. 

well this tuesday i was lucky enough to get 

{drum roll please}

!!!the ultimate pizzle!!!

for those of you still lost in translation that means:

 breezy done gots herself* an eye-fone foruh.

and trust me.

it's just amazing as they say. 

okay so maybe i got a little too excited...

but i had to show off my case.

....and my eye...

...and my mouth...

...and my gangsta face...

but mostly my case.

ain't she a beaut?

*by 'done gots herself' i mean my papa gave me a birthday present!! yes he's awesome like that and yes i get to be a responsible adult and pay the monthly data charges but hey, it's all good in the hood because i no longer have to wait until january to buy myself one. thanks for teaching me how to be a grown up daddy!