reasons i'm the favorite.

i buy my babies stunna shades,

brightly colored sundresses,

mail them secret notes 

and to top it all off, i'm super fun to text.

please note, my phone auto corrected 

that word to "disown."

i have no intention of disowning any of my babies.

in fact, if i had it my way,

 i'd make them all live

within a five mile radius 

so i could play with them every day.