Friday, June 3, 2011

the facts are these.

1. i am officially old.  i just can't go to midnight showings and be in the office at eight the next same morning like i used to. it's impossible.
 2. i'm pretty sure there is a dog living in the apartment above mine.  i keep hearing these strange puppy cries and yawn-ish whines.
3. despite their best efforts to teach me to finish my homework before having fun, i ignored my parents last night and left for the movie with only half of my homework done. {five bucks says i'll get a call from one, or both, of them asking me why i didn't finish my homework before i left.  mami will tell me i need sleep so i don't age prematurely and dad will either say "choices....consequences..." or ask if it was worth it}. 
4. last night {well, technically, i guess it was this morning} beth and i gchatted and all i could talk about was how i wanted one blonde haired, blue eyed cherub and a mutant baby. unfortunately, due to my dominant genetics, neither of those will be possible. 

11 comments:

Drea said...

lol.
Pregnany Brissa is cute.
And huge? What'd you stuff in there, sista?!?

My kids might have blue eyes, but they definitely won't have angelic blonde hair. In fact, my husband and I both had NO hair when were born.

I'm really crossing my fingers that my behbeh pops out in October with thick dark curly locks of joy. Although, that too is genetically impossible.

HO HUM.

Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

you should always do your home work first! haha jj

Hannah {Culture Connoisseur} said...

Homework Schmomework. I always did mine day of and I got out of school with a degree just fine. But I also write best last minute...so you if you don't...please don't heed my advice. :)

cara. said...

girrrrl. trader joes sells packs of quacamole and packs of pomegranate seeds side by side and i think it's for this very reason. it's the best. try it.

Crystle said...

Kids! My finace and I could either have the CUTEST kids ever, or the ugliest babies in the world. Wish you could select features for them a la cart. For free.

Kaycie said...

Have you seen "Pushing Daisies"? They use that phrase "the facts are these". LOVE it. And oh my gosh, we have dogs next door to us that bark basically 24/7. I'm always wondering if they're in pain or something! It's CONSTANT. Totally know how you feel :)

lauren said...

if you make babies with a blondie you just might be able to have your angelic child. Its possible, I've seen it. Believe in yourself!

Natasha Louise said...

That is the biggest pretend baby belly I have seen! Brissa, you are so funny!

Ashley said...

And I want a multicultural baby!!

We'll work on the mutant husband, cause you never know...mutant genes just might be dominant. :D

Paul said...

you can get half your wish, you are a mutant...

Chelsea said...

ill go robot hunting :)
confession? i just found your blog, from reading a comment you left on another's post that made me laugh. kinda excited to have found your blog!