i'm a really good dream spy.
like, really good.
the only time i am ever jealous of boys
is when i am asked to pee in a cup.
there is nothing wrong with sitting down
next to a bag of marshmallow mateys
just in case you want more
after the cereal in your cup is gone
and the milk seems lonely.
fashion police makes
missing the golden globes
hurt less.
heartbreak is when
the latest episode of pretty little liars
hasn't been uploaded for my viewing pleAsure.
i am more productive
when the television is on and muted.
i feel like i have seen every cycle of antm
in the history of antm.
why is tyra so crazy?
lunch with good people
who genuinely care about your happiness
and believe in you
does wonders for the heart.
i am more productive
when the television is on and muted.
i feel like i have seen every cycle of antm
in the history of antm.
why is tyra so crazy?
lunch with good people
who genuinely care about your happiness
and believe in you
does wonders for the heart.