this is what we like to call the "business baby."

"hmmmyes yesss. stocks and bonds."

jude wanted me to let you know her blue eyes look black

because she hasn't been able to go hunting for a few weeks.

things have been rough with such a hungry little vampbaby on the loose.

plz forgive me for referencing twilight.

i have no idea what's gotten into me. 

wiiknd: #ldsconf was the sunshine that warmed and filled my soul

closet color coordinating.

open windows.

house cleaning.

pulled pork + cole slaw.

 jazz tickets.

victory.

the voice.

ice cream.

early up.

bountiful baskets.

nap fail.

one pound of bacon.

general conference.

 costco run.

centerville for the pm.

pretzel m&m's. 

girls night with baby girl.

catch up.

breaking dawn pt. 2.

nail painting.

  parenthood. 

mami = home.

 general conference.

simple breakfast.

missionary news.

ogden for the pm.

baby feeding = messy, err'where.

the voice.

steak.

granite flats.

psych.

beyond exhausted.
"i will love you if you're 90 pounds
or 490 pounds. i will always love you."

this is what true love looks like.

we went to the cheesecake factory

to celebrate jutraas' birthday/lsat rocking.

justin pulled out his phone and said, 

"oh lovebirds, let me document this love."

i started out smiling
and he was kissing me on the cheek.

before the picture was taken,

i felt him pull away

and heard a "whhhaaa??!" reaction from the other diners.

i knew what was coming.

the.awkward.never.stops.

at least 97% of our pictures together

look like this.

awkward and blurry.

one day i'll make a coffee table book titled, 

"snuggle bunnies"

filled with our awkward please-don't-touch-me pictures.

it shall be passed from generation to generation.

sidenote:

ignore that weird reflection on my boob.

i don't know what it is,

but i can promise you it's not a stain or normal.

random patches of my boobs don't shimmer through clothes. 

i'm not a vampire. 

i'm just happy my straw protecting tendencies

were documented again.

moral of the story:

cory + brissa = awkward + kewl

brissa = not a vampire + straw protector

snuggle bunnies = my book title. steal it and die.

attn: green truck driver

marry me?

our combined forces will create the ultimate wolf pack .

then, our ultimate-pack will beat every other wolf pack. 

especially those stupid never-nudes.

oh mckinley, thank you. it gets me every time. 

interruption

technically,
i'm still gone.
 i'll be back soon.
pinky swear.
but i just had to post this as soon as i saw it.
consider it a reward for your patience.
ez sew phuknee

props to caityjones for g+'ing this bad boy.

time to go put my invisibility cloak back on.
see you in a minute*


*apparently that's a "thing" now and people all over
are saying "minute" instead of giving an actual time frame.

example:
aww man, i lived in l.a. for like a minute. yea booooi.
 in this case, "a minute" really means three years.

ohmigash. you can tootes go out with him!!
we only dated for like a minute a few years ago.
go for it giiiiiiiirl!
get some.
hahahaLOLLERZhahaha
in this case, "a minute" means, five years and i'm still in love with him
you back stabbing beezy how dare you even think it's okay to go out with him.

i don't get it.

stop it's too late

stop what you're doing and go

HERE

now.

trust me you won't regret it.

sidenote: i have no idea why pinback's song 'fortress'

 popped in my head when i started this post, but it did. 

it's that catchy chorus. gotta love that staccato. 

this one's my flavorite

{yes, fLavorite. like favorite flavor...}

bless that 49-year-old soul.