no beef for you.

i think i broke my two little toes yesterday.

you know, 

the piggies that didn't get roast beef

and went wee wee wee all the way home?

yeah, those ones.

on the upside, 

their current state of pain 

helped me justify wearing my moccasins to work today.

in other news, 

the bananas and clementines i bought earlier this week

have proven to be delicious.

it's been so long since i've had a good clementine.

like december/january long.

i don't know how i've survived.

what's the story wishbone?

i never really understood why/how he got all the ladies.
anyone mind solving that puzzle for me?
on a sidenote, i think my mouth is broken.
lyke fur reelz.
there's a little spot that is incredibly tender.
it hurts when my pearly whites rub against it
which is a problem since my mouth is their home.
it's been about a week and it's not going away.
i should go buy some baby orajel.
yes, baby.
i firmly believe baby anything cures everything.

i've drawn arrows to direct you straight to the devil spot.

i'm thinking about giving him a name. 

like satan.

my brain has a "shut down" button i don't know about.

yesterday as i was walking down the hill from class to work i fell.

i don't know how it happened.

i didn't trip or anything.

i just...collapsed.

and i'm not talking a "whoopsie! i seem to have fallen" fall.

i'm talking about a full on fall.

my glasses came off. 

my watch came undone.

my phone fell to the asphalt with my mom continuing our conversation.

i felt like moses because the sea of people walking around me parted.

a few kids asked me if i was okay.

i mumbled a "yeah i'm fine" while keeping my eyes to the ground.

i was so tired and tempted to just lay down on the hill and take a nap.

i decided this would result in my being trampled to death by those eager

zoobs trying so hard to make it to class on time and began collecting my things. 

i was just about to get up and i noticed this young man just waiting by my side.

what the what?

he waited until i was fully up and attempted to make eye contact as he said

"are you okay?"

i gave him a strange look that said 

"did you really just wait for me to stand all the way up to ask me that question?"

and said "yes i am thank you."

then i walked to work.

both of my knees are bruised and i have a slight scrape on my right elbow.

i told beth and she freaked out.

apparently collapsing isn't a good thing.

she asked me if my body was okay and all i could say was

"yeah, it was just my points that got hurt."

time to get personal.

you know what,

 it's been almost two years.

i feel like we're close enough that i can tell you anything

 without being judged too harshly.

 welp, here goes nothing.

i have a chin zit and it hurts like the dickens.

you can't really see it because of the

blessed shadow of my lower lip 

but trust me, it's there 

and makes me want to rip off my chin.

also, my lips look huuuge.

i promise i didn't botox until after i took this photo...

and i have hobo hair today!

sleeping in > getting ready

das wassup!!