Showing posts with label famous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label famous. Show all posts

Friday, April 1, 2011

oh hey friday, when'd you get here?

 today i checked my tweeter.
guess who's following me?

uuuhh...whhhhat?!
i'd like you to note that i am not following the former/current mrs. pratt.

first mr. kingston, then the hoff and now miss montag.
i feel so fortunate to have the truly elite of hollywood stalking my tweets.

aaand for those of you who couldn't detect it,
that last statement? 
it was dripping in sarcasm.




Tuesday, February 8, 2011

rodents on roids.

yesterday was a blustery day. 
it was snraining and the wind blew my hair in such a way that made me feel famous.
it was in my face so i had to pull my curls back so i could cross the street.
maybe i just felt cool because the clock in my class was an hour fast
and my teacher didn't notice.
so he let us out of class an hour early and i booked it out of there like a bandit.
it was glorious. 
i also felt famous because one of my articles ran today
and my friend isaac told me he liked my writing and
derek texted me to tell me he read my article.
first provo, then the world!!
i also discovered that windy weather makes me look like a chipmunk on crack.
yeah buddy. 

Friday, February 4, 2011

climbing the ladder to stardom

david hasselhoff is following me on twitter.
...
the hoff is following me.
what's great is after a 7 second stalk-out i came upon this particular tweet:
i didn't even have to follow him.
that's right,
 brizzle doesn't the follow the hoff, the hoff follows brizzle.
{wicka whhhhat?!!}
this is better than the time i found out sean kingston was following me.

like omg! i'm like famous...!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

so let it be written, so let it be done.

why yes,
 i am quoting the ten commandments
and here's why.
they must have heard about some crazy girl
who absolutely HATED their new logo and decided to go back to blue.

in honor of this change, i have selected a video
that represents how i feel about my newfound fame/power.




Friday, October 8, 2010

i23r9pu*

seriously i feel so fuh-REAKING legit.
i'm sorry i keep talking about myself.
but i just had to tell someone.
i'm famous.
here's why. 
so i log on to twitter
{yes i have a twitter. don't hate.}
and i see this:
my first thought.
"omg. omg omg."
so i click on the link
and scroll down to my featured tweet.
i felt so legit being included with all the other
new gap logo haters. 
but seriously, gap! what are you smoking?!!
why on earth would you change your logo
to something a three year old can draw?
if you, like i, hate the new crap gap logo
you'll LOVE this. 

*there is no symbolism behind this title.  i just let my fingers go crazy on the keyboard.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

latvia is for lovers.

oh.em.gee.
so i just discovered the "stats" tab on blogger.
and i look what i found.
 
i made it to lavtia!
grranted it's only one view, but still!
i've never felt so universal.
well except that one time at band camp 
when i was the only girl who could make out longer than two minutes without needing an inhaler.
...just kidding...
i never went to band camp.
it's also comforting to know that i'm being stalked in the motherland as well. 

later skater{z}.