today i checked my tweeter.
guess who's following me?
i'd like you to note that i am not following the former/current mrs. pratt.
first mr. kingston, then the hoff and now miss montag.
i feel so fortunate to have the truly elite of hollywood stalking my tweets.
aaand for those of you who couldn't detect it,
that last statement?
it was dripping in sarcasm.