attn: interweb surfers

i just wanted to take the time and thank you for 

finding my blog through the following searches:

ilovehp

azn gangster 13@hotmail.com

can't stop watching alana toddlers and tiaras

chin zit

freeolive.com

classy acrylic nails

getting my arm casted

hipster sitting

my finger is not straight

you know what they say about guys with big trucks

receding hairline side part

ernest hamwi

people who say nom nom

wolf pack diagram

honey boo boo chiiiiiild

beeper king

a zit on the bottom lip

ethan tremblay headshot

emma watson

fingerstache

you're the sister of my soul i dream

nothing grows in shadows of my cock

teen webcam

i have no idea how those last three are connected to me.

no idea at all.

i find it unsettling. 

and finally,

can someone please tell me why anyone is searching,

"brissa sigh"?

like really.

i don't get it. 

attn: blogger

sometimes you give me the heebie jeebies.

sincerely, 

brissa. 

SELL-OUT

i never thought i'd see the day.

but my trusty youtube treasure has gone mainstream.

how could you keenan?
this is just too much.
editing...
representation...
endorsing earbuds...
?!?!!!
you used to be able to pull off the whole
"oh i don't know the words so i'll shimmy and head bob instead" thing.
but not anymore.
i can no longer support or endorse you
now that you think you're too cool for school.
farewell mr. cahill.
youtube me when you and your ego have come back down to earth. 
but as for right now,
i just wanna punch you in your stupid blinged out face.
 sell out.

shoulder shimmy

i just wrote a weekend post but i don't want to publish it without photographic evidence.

hopefully this will curb your appetite until then.
bahahah.
enjoy. 

his voice smelled like smoke.

today has been soo so good.

slept in.
chatted to padre.

went to le gym.

re-dyed the turquoise in my hair. 

free j-dawgs at

nitro circus.

yes i went.

and yes it was amazing.

and yes it was free.

{my friends = legit}

then off to the haunted forest.

with my old crew + some of their new one.

luckily the line was two hours long so we left.

buut the real kicker was when the creeper on stilts

opened up the door to our friend's car and started scaring them.

it was hilarious. 

went to ihop and had some 

interesting/colorful/strrrange conversation.
hence the title.
best quote of the night.
well that and the lava lamp one, but that's a little pg-13 for this crowd... 

top it all off with a youtube video battle 

and the discovery of this little bad boy.

from now on, all my youtube searches will begin with "midget" or "dwarf."
aww yeeuuhh booii