Thursday, December 12, 2013

blerg.

i just want to hold my baby already.
this is the worst kind of waiting game.

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waiting has made me go crazy.
literally crazy.
and seeing how i'm a hormone-hyped pregnant woman
who just wants to see her friggin baby already,
the only natural thing to do was to visit
makemebabies.com.
the internet gods were kind to me and blessed me
with this little cgi angel with the most adorable hair.

not too shabby for the first time.
but, as adorable as those perfectly curled brown locks were, 
i had to keep going until that site gave a ginger baby.
somehow,
each baby i tried got cuter and less ginger.
i force-clicked the light complexion to up my chances
and got beautiful flower children instead.
frustrated, i decided to give the internet one more chance
to prove i would have a sweet little ginger babe.
this is what i got instead.
moral of the story:
if you repeatedly force the internet to make your dreams come true,
your worst nightmare will become your reality.
i'm hoping this isn't some sort of karma thing
and i end up with a gracie bell.
plz send prayers.

7 comments:

Mary said...

Okay so when you made your first post about Gracie Bell, I didn't get it. Because I hadn't watched FNL yet. But this time. Oh, this time. I didn't even have to click on the link to know what you were referring to. Tami and Couch would never reproduce a baby that looked like that. I refuse to believe it.

kyliebrooke|s said...

hahahaha gracie bell. I second Mary above...no way coach and tammy could make that alien baby. also, i know your baby girl will be an adorable red-headed angel. i can sense this sort of thing.

Alissa said...

GRACIE BELL! How dare you sneak attack me with a Gracie Bell joke! Coffee just went up my nose.

Listen! If you don't have a ginger baby, expect a tiny wig in the mail. You're welcome.

Ashley said...

hahaahha. This reminds me of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days :)

katrina said...

waiting is the worst.

when we tried that our baby was horrible. I deleted the picture immediately because it was so bad. and hazel popped out pretty cute... so that means since your pictures came out adorable, your baby is going to be double cute. I cannt wait to seer herrr!

katrina said...

butterfly clips? !

Shaylynn... a girl, a story, a blog said...

omg. if baby gurrrl looks like number one.. i'll die. then again what if baby gurrl looked like baby number 2? I wouldn't tell you, but secretly I would know it.