half&half.: a blogger's prayer.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

a blogger's prayer.

now i lay me down to sleep,

i pray the lord my blog to keep.

if it should die before i wake,

i pray my posts it doth not take.

because if you do,

i'll junk cut you so bad

you'll wish you had a steel jockstrap.

aaaaaamen.

15 comments:

Kaylia Payne said...: Amen!!!; May 16, 2011 at 12:26 AM
Kari said...: "You know why!" - What Happens in Vegas

Agreed sister. Agreed.; May 16, 2011 at 12:40 AM
Madi said...: This poem is reason number 3582 of why brissa should move out to new york and be my new roommate.; May 16, 2011 at 5:59 AM
Nicole P. said...: holla!; May 16, 2011 at 11:01 AM
k said...: yeah blogger is totally awesome..; May 16, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Morgan//Nuts and Bows said...: bwahahaha! Loved this!

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Paul said...: what is it with you and junk?; May 16, 2011 at 6:18 PM
:: ashley :: said...: junk punch is hilarious, and this poem made my day ;); May 16, 2011 at 7:54 PM
Ashley said...: haha I KNOW. I was totally gonna comment on your "The Voice" post, then it got erased...

So yeah, I love The Voice as well. Maybe because I love Adam Levine.; May 16, 2011 at 8:04 PM
Ashley said...: Haha, i loveeeee this!!!; May 16, 2011 at 10:15 PM
katrina said...: brissa! kellis bachelorette party is june second! be there or be square. email me so i can send you an invite. katrinavanbrocklin@gmail.com; May 16, 2011 at 11:35 PM
Natasha Louise Taylor said...: AHAHAHAHAH Brissa, where do you get this stuff, oh how I would love to see inside your mind sometimes!; May 17, 2011 at 3:19 AM
Hannah {Culture Connoisseur} said...: "junk cut"

This is my new favorite term. I will try and work it in to daily conversation wherever possible.; May 17, 2011 at 8:42 AM
beth said...: hahahaha i love everyone focuses on the "junk" part of this. haha; May 17, 2011 at 10:26 AM
ayley said...: you are HILARIOUS; May 17, 2011 at 10:20 PM

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