Sunday, May 15, 2011

a blogger's prayer.

now i lay me down to sleep,
i pray the lord my blog to keep.
if it should die before i wake,
i pray my posts it doth not take.
because if you do, 
i'll junk cut you so bad
you'll wish you had a steel jockstrap. 
aaaaaamen.

15 comments:

The Many Colours of Happiness said...

Amen!!!

Kari said...

"You know why!" - What Happens in Vegas

Agreed sister. Agreed.

Madi said...

This poem is reason number 3582 of why brissa should move out to new york and be my new roommate.

Nicole. :) said...

holla!

Krystal said...

yeah blogger is totally awesome..

Morgan said...

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Paul said...

what is it with you and junk?

Ashley said...

junk punch is hilarious, and this poem made my day ;)

Ashley said...

haha I KNOW. I was totally gonna comment on your "The Voice" post, then it got erased...

So yeah, I love The Voice as well. Maybe because I love Adam Levine.

Ashley said...

Haha, i loveeeee this!!!

katrina said...

brissa! kellis bachelorette party is june second! be there or be square. email me so i can send you an invite. katrinavanbrocklin@gmail.com

Natasha Louise said...

AHAHAHAHAH Brissa, where do you get this stuff, oh how I would love to see inside your mind sometimes!

Hannah {Culture Connoisseur} said...

"junk cut"

This is my new favorite term. I will try and work it in to daily conversation wherever possible.

beth said...

hahahaha i love everyone focuses on the "junk" part of this. haha

Ayley said...

you are HILARIOUS