Sunday, May 15, 2011

a blogger's prayer.

now i lay me down to sleep,
i pray the lord my blog to keep.
if it should die before i wake,
i pray my posts it doth not take.
because if you do, 
i'll junk cut you so bad
you'll wish you had a steel jockstrap. 
aaaaaamen.

15 comments:

Kaylia Payne said...

Amen!!!

Kari said...

"You know why!" - What Happens in Vegas

Agreed sister. Agreed.

Madi said...

This poem is reason number 3582 of why brissa should move out to new york and be my new roommate.

Nicole P. said...

holla!

k said...

yeah blogger is totally awesome..

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Paul said...

what is it with you and junk?

:: ashley :: said...

junk punch is hilarious, and this poem made my day ;)

Ashley said...

haha I KNOW. I was totally gonna comment on your "The Voice" post, then it got erased...

So yeah, I love The Voice as well. Maybe because I love Adam Levine.

Ashley said...

Haha, i loveeeee this!!!

katrina said...

brissa! kellis bachelorette party is june second! be there or be square. email me so i can send you an invite. katrinavanbrocklin@gmail.com

Natasha Louise Taylor said...

AHAHAHAHAH Brissa, where do you get this stuff, oh how I would love to see inside your mind sometimes!

Hannah {Culture Connoisseur} said...

"junk cut"

This is my new favorite term. I will try and work it in to daily conversation wherever possible.

beth said...

hahahaha i love everyone focuses on the "junk" part of this. haha

ayley said...

you are HILARIOUS