a blogger's prayer.

now i lay me down to sleep,

i pray the lord my blog to keep.

if it should die before i wake,

i pray my posts it doth not take.

because if you do, 

i'll junk cut you so bad

you'll wish you had a steel jockstrap. 

aaaaaamen.

attn: idiot with a mouth.

if it sounds a little harsh in your brain,

maybe you shouldn't say it out loud.

...just a thought...

seriously,
i'm seconds away from giving one of these.