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beth: i'm thinking about changing my facebook name to bethanie.

brissa: i'm thinking about changing mine back to basilisk or freeka.

...an awkward silence and judgmental stare later...

beth: you're weird

WHAT THE FRISKIES?!!!!

FACEBOOK.

I DON'T WANT TO 

"SEE FRIENDSHIPS"

I WANT MY FREAKING 

WALL-TO-WALL BACK!!

I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME CHANGE MY STALKING GAME.  

SCREEEEEEW YOU PICKACHU.  

attn: facebook

i really appreciate you wasting my notification with this hogwash. 

**author's note**

i don't block out their names for serious identity protection.  

it's just to make me feel cool,

 like i'm protecting my friends from the big bad interweb.