"you'd be surprised how lumpy cat semen is."
brissa: do you want some greek yogurt?
cory: gross. no. why would you ask me that?
that's like going to someone and offering them dog poo.
"oh, you don't want this dog poo i found on the street? weird."
*another car blaring their horn at us*
"do NOT get mad at me!
oh. i guess there was a stop sign there..."
"i don't think that looks bad!
i mean, bobby flay would throw up in his mouth, but..."
"the internet thinks i'm a dick."
cory: you look like a rabbit.
brissa: aw, like a cute bunny?
cory: no. like a rabbit eating a carrot.
brissa: *sad face*
cory: now you look like a kardashian crying.