party over here {woot woot!}

i tricked you.

there is no party over here.

just me. in my cubicle. eating craisins.

das wassup.

with my afternoon class cancelled,

i'm able to go home earlier than planned.

aka: high noon.

best start to a three day weekend ever.

i hope you enjoy your weekend

and keep rocking the whites

after labor day,

because you're not in the navy

and you can. 

oh, and just a quick question,

is there a reason for this?

i mean....reaaaally?!

quick question.

why is it that most hip-hop artists

 feel the need to state their name at the beginning of

every single song? 

i mean reaaally?

to them i'd like to say the following:

listen homie, 

in order for us to illegally download your song, 

we had to know your name.

so why don't you do everyone a favor and  
s.t.o.p. repeating it.
it's annoying and makes you look dumb.

i have taken the liberty of pointing out a few criminals.

jason derulo

jay sean and nicki minaj

usher

 just when i thought he was flawless...

ludacris 

and it wasn't even his song, 

luckily he "redeemed" himself by throwing taio's name in.

sidenote: blogger is about to get a junk punch if things don't get fixed pronto. 

oh, and a happy weekend to you all.

i'm going to a wedding tonight in a dress 

that makes me feel very jackie o.

#yeaahbuddy. 

quick question.

how is this even possible without intentionally sticking your nose in your burger

and therefore ruining it with your boogies*?

what a waste of red meat.

* boogies was to be said in a british accent. 

thank you for your cooperation.

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