buzzfeed is my bff when i can't sleep.

it's no secret i am frequently ignored by the sandman.

i wish the world could have sleeping issues when i do.

why does everyone on twitter and instagram 

stop posting around 12:30?

do i need to make some international friends

so my feeds are constantly being updated?

last night was a sleepless one.

i know i could just go downstairs and watch tv,

but then i'd have to get out of my warm bed

and possibly give cory a heart attack

when he wakes up and can't find me. 

instead of beautiful minding my bathtub again

i spent a decent amount of time on buzzfeed.

my favorite article was titled:

16 signs you're in love with chicken nuggets. 

i wouldn't go so far as to say it changed my life,

but it did have the perfect collection of nuggie related pictures and gifs

for me to add to my library.

being able to snack on what's keeping me cozy

is a dream i didn't even know i had until i saw this. 

 honey boo-boo is basically my nuggie spirit animal.

 this. 

this is my face when i get to eat chick-fil-a.

just ask cory.

those nuggets. that sauce.

8-piece #5 with extra chick-fil-a sauce and a lemonade

plz&thnku.

and one final note,

i am completely guilty of number 12.

i always - repeat - ALWAYS count my nuggies 

to see if i accidentally get more than legally allowed.

i really, really love chicken nuggets.

wiiknd: 3d dinosaurs gave me a tension headache and freaked.me.out.

wedding reception.

sneaky slip showings.

le tigre reunion.

reminiscing former "party days."

"spicy, spicy, spicy."

nail sticker peeling.

free ice cream.

wendy's + workaholics.

sweet, sweet slumber.

quakeys.

chick-fil-a. 

jurassic park 3d.

 stomach = nervous wreck.

in your face raptors.

"i hate stupid newman."

baby babbles for ten solid minutes.

shakes for supper.

psych.

sleep.

"hi, sweetie. wake up. it's 8:30."

nine o'clock church.

uuuuugggghhhhh.

presidency meeting.

 after meeting meeting = golden.

grilled cheese lunch.

the voice.

open windows.

this is 40.

quiche [lorraine].

books in bed. *

pillow talk.

*actual reading, not a fancy move.

so many nuggets.

i can't get over how much i love this video.

i just can't.
i probably shouldn't be posting it,
but i don't even care.
deal with it, internet.

friday night was awful.

i bawled all day and most of the night.

cory used his powers,

discovered what i wanted/needed

and we got chick-fil-a for dinner.

but before i could fill my veins 

with chick-fil-a sauce,  

we went to target for some dayquil.

 on our way out,

homeboy sang the brothers gibb as best he could,

whispered all kinds of inappropriate things

and squeezed my butt one too many times.

i'm being completely honest

when i say this is how most of our outings go.

and carla,

that sex nuggets reference is all your fault.

these twelve lays are getting out of control.

i hope you're happy.

because he definitely is.

ay-oooooh.

in other (more appropriate news)...

i'm excited for christmas.

christmas and django.
also,
the iphone skinny video format
is killing me.