Wednesday, December 19, 2012

so many nuggets.

i can't get over how much i love this video.
i just can't.
i probably shouldn't be posting it,
but i don't even care.
deal with it, internet.

friday night was awful.
i bawled all day and most of the night.
cory used his powers,
discovered what i wanted/needed
and we got chick-fil-a for dinner.
but before i could fill my veins 
with chick-fil-a sauce,  
we went to target for some dayquil.
 on our way out,
homeboy sang the brothers gibb as best he could,
whispered all kinds of inappropriate things
and squeezed my butt one too many times.
i'm being completely honest
when i say this is how most of our outings go.
and carla,
that sex nuggets reference is all your fault.
these twelve lays are getting out of control.
i hope you're happy.
because he definitely is.
ay-oooooh.

in other (more appropriate news)...
i'm excited for christmas.
christmas and django.
also,
the iphone skinny video format
is killing me.

16 comments:

jessie said...

djangoooooooo. i am calling it leonardo dicaprio unchained. he looks crazybonks.

Shaylynn, They Let Me Blog. said...

omg. omg. omg. omg.

this is the funniest thing, funniest.

Kelly Maloney said...

Hilarious! I love how we actually head you say "Now I can't put this on my blog!" from a video...on your blog... :) perfect.

-Danica- said...

"Get in the cart sweet tits" - hahahah Jake and him would get along so well.

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Cassie Traasdahl said...

UM SERIOUSLY WHY AREN'T WE BEST FRIENDS?!

kandice said...

hahaha

that last bit has me laughing out loud (and i'm one that never believes someone when they say they laughed out loud at something over the internet)

cory has the magic touch.

Jenna said...

Oh my word. Your homeboy is hilarious.

Anna said...
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Anna said...

With your laugh at the end. This is so great. You're kids are gonna LOVE IT.

Justin said...

hahahahhahahaahhaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahhahahahaha

Ashley said...

He's perfect for you! :)

carla thorup said...

SO AWESOME.

i'm going to start using sex nuggets all day er'day.

Sierra said...

So awesomeeeeee
Merry Christmas!
xoxo,
Sierra
Oh, Just Living the Dream

whatevergatsby.com said...

oh my GOOOOODDDDDD! this is actually the BEST. "unless that's a sex move...in which case i'll have two."

crying. he is perfect for you. this makes me feel complete. omg. i can't. i love this.

Haylee said...

hahaha oh my gosh. I laughed out loud.