it's not like the corner is a better alternative.

sometimes i wish i had a real-life grown-up job.

then i realize even if i did,

i would still get bored and take pictures of myself.

god bless america. 

life lessons learned through checkers.

sometimes when we get bored at church we play games.

by we i mean bethie and i.

and guess what?

i'm a winner. 

slurp.

drinking water like a fish

looking out at the world through my pane of glass.

nineteen minutes til freedom.

please tell me this is a joke.

i just realized it's not even three o'clock yet. 

and i get to work until five o'clock today.

please save me.

i'd appreciate the following:

funny websites

youtube videos

new blogs to stalk

funny stories

text messages

fb messages

emails

visits

crackers

annnyyyythhhhiiinnngggg!!

because if not i'll keep posting.

hmm..maybe i'll set a new record for a billion posts in one day!

reer.

sidenote:

i'm bored.
with...everything.
i want to change something.
right now my hair seems the easiest/fastest.
can you please help me decide?
i don't know what i should do with it but i want it to be different.

here's the tricky part.
i'd dye it, but i sometimes like my natural color becuase it gets lighter during summertime.
i'd cut it, but i've been trying to grow it out forEVER.
i'd get bangs, but those will annoy me in a week or two.
i'd re-step it, but i am currently hating the grow out process {and it's taking aaages}.

please help me.
i am honestly open to suggestions.
i'd try just about anything.

or if you can think of another way to get me out of my bored funk...
holler at your girl.
{yes that was intentional because we all know i know how to be ghetto.}