instead of publicy professing my love and devotion
for one of my blogger friends or real life friends,
i'm going to take this time to discuss someone
very near and dear to my heart.
this girl is truly breaking my heart.
gone are the days of the amanda show,
and she's the man.
it's like i didn't even get a chance to say goodbye.
is easy a really the last happy memory
i will have of her?
she can tell the world she's "fine" all she wants.
all i hear is,
"i'm sad and lonely.
i just spend $11,000 on extensions.
i need a hug."
[she really spent eleven thousand dollars on hair extensions.]
WHY WON'T SOMEONE JUST HUG HER!?!?!?!?!?!
tip: for a more familiar hug,
lean to the side that still has hair.
if you happen to be wearing lipgloss,
i suggest you lean to the shaved side
for a less awkward-awkward hug.
i just want to be her friend.
to get her back.
to help her out.
i'm not joking when i say
her twitter feed makes me legitimately sad.
and i just found this site that makes everything worse.
IT ALL JUST HURTS MY HEART.
she will always be my friend.
the one to taught me how to prank call.
the one to showed me anger problems are okay.
the only who lived my dream of kissing
amanda taught me it's okay to be weird.
weird = okay + career starter.
in honor of my fallen friend,
i have caught myself saying this classic phrase
on multiple occasions.
it's just so perfect for every scenario.
oh, and one more thing.
can someone please tell me
why she thinks she's sailor moon?
