i'm not getting paid to blast this, but i probably should be.

first thing's first.

montana is cool, i guess.

on to business.

aka: the nails that changed my life.

 

inside this magic box you will find 

a fake nail polish bottle filled with

the press-on manicure of your choice. 

impress press-on nails have changed my mind

when it comes to press-on nails.

i got them at target for only six dollars 

and they are literally what dreams are made of. 

unlike the old days of shaping

and trimming and filing old school press-on's,

i felt like these bad boys

were made for me. 

i found a size for each of my nails

and still have enough left over for a second set. 

the box says "no glue needed,"

but i wanted to get the most wear possible out of them.

aaand i stopped trusting "self-adhesive nails" in eighth grade. 

i used a dab of nail glue on each nail before applying. 

the nail glue was $1.97 and has been worth

every single penny.

i put these bad boys on exactly a week ago today. 

i haven't worried about them coming off at all.

they haven't lifted or budged or even trapped stray hairs. 

they are miracle nails.

if i'm being completely honest,

i can see a little bit of wear on the tips.

it shows up as white and is only noticeable

if you're looking for it. 

and honestly, i'll take a little wear 

over chipped nails any day. 

buy them.

buy them.

buy them.

my "nails" are all finally the same length,

rock a polish that isn't smudged or chipped within two days,

and i haven't stabbed my eyeballs once. 

if that wasn't enough to convince you,

let me take this moment to remind you to