first thing's first.
montana is cool, i guess.
on to business.
aka: the nails that changed my life.
inside this magic box you will find
a fake nail polish bottle filled with
the press-on manicure of your choice.
impress press-on nails have changed my mind
when it comes to press-on nails.
i got them at target for only six dollars
and they are literally what dreams are made of.
unlike the old days of shaping
and trimming and filing old school press-on's,
i felt like these bad boys
were made for me.
i found a size for each of my nails
and still have enough left over for a second set.
the box says "no glue needed,"
but i wanted to get the most wear possible out of them.
aaand i stopped trusting "self-adhesive nails" in eighth grade.
i used a dab of nail glue on each nail before applying.
the nail glue was $1.97 and has been worth
every single penny.
i put these bad boys on exactly a week ago today.
i haven't worried about them coming off at all.
they haven't lifted or budged or even trapped stray hairs.
they are miracle nails.
if i'm being completely honest,
i can see a little bit of wear on the tips.
it shows up as white and is only noticeable
if you're looking for it.
and honestly, i'll take a little wear
over chipped nails any day.
my "nails" are all finally the same length,
rock a polish that isn't smudged or chipped within two days,
and i haven't stabbed my eyeballs once.
if that wasn't enough to convince you,
let me take this moment to remind you to