Tuesday, April 16, 2013

attn: costco

while we appreciated
the free creamies during our saturday shopping,
we didn't appreciate the recent
price increase on your ddp stock.
srsly?!?!
who do you think you are?
i was hoping this ONE DOLLAR JUMP
would help cory rethink his addiciton
and hopefully encourage him to cut back.
as if.
after fuming and yelling at the crate,
he shrugged his shoulders
and grabbed two flats.
because he's,
"not stupid. no one should stop ddp."

5 comments:

from head 2 toe said...

The worst. At least they didn't get rid of it. Costco always does that to me. UGH.

ayley said...

ok but how much do you love that picture of cory? he looks so flustered and childlike. please take this exact picture of one of your kids.

Cassie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA i'm dying. i think me and cory could be bff's. ddp 4 lyfe!

emilymcb said...

I am totally addicted to DDP right now. Maybe I should come up and steal some of yours.

kylee said...

free creamies?! i hate when i miss the good costco samples.