attn: costco

while we appreciated

the free creamies during our saturday shopping,

we didn't appreciate the recent

price increase on your ddp stock.

srsly?!?!

who do you think you are?

i was hoping this ONE DOLLAR JUMP

would help cory rethink his addiciton

and hopefully encourage him to cut back.
as if.

after fuming and yelling at the crate,

he shrugged his shoulders

and grabbed two flats.

because he's,

"not stupid. no one should stop ddp."