watch enough 30 rock
to deserve some night cheese.
procrastinate writing wedding "thank you" cards
with homemade valentine's cards
you will [also] probably never get around to mailing.
watch toddler's and tiaras
until you hate yourself and every five-year-old
with better makeup and hair than you.
self-medicate with ginger ale
to the point of bursting.
webmd yourself into a paranoid frenzy
and get upset when facebook and instagram
aren't updated every time
you click refresh.
paint your nails.
mess up your nails.
repaint your nails.
realize you will never be good at nail art.
accept defeat in the form of a glitter topcoat.
sit on your livingroom floor and cry
because your husband is on a business trip
and you got an eggshell in your brownies.
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let us all just take a moment
and thank the heavens we have passed this hump
and it's just one more day