when a day off is also a sick day it's only natural to do the following.

watch enough 30 rock

to deserve some night cheese.

procrastinate writing wedding "thank you" cards

with homemade valentine's cards

you will [also] probably never get around to mailing.

watch toddler's and tiaras

until you hate yourself and every five-year-old

with better makeup and hair than you.

self-medicate with ginger ale

to the point of bursting.

webmd yourself into a paranoid frenzy

and get upset when facebook and instagram

aren't updated every time 

you click refresh.

paint your nails.

mess up your nails.

repaint your nails.

realize you will never be good at nail art.

accept defeat in the form of a glitter topcoat. 

sit on your livingroom floor and cry

because your husband is on a business trip

and you got an eggshell in your brownies.

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let us all just take a moment

and thank the heavens we have passed this hump

and it's just one more day

'til friday.

halle-freaking-lujah.