there is a bald man sitting to my left who sneezes a lot.

i really, truly hate homework.

especially when i can't focus.

even more so when my assignments are due tomorrow 

and i've barely started. 

written on my wrist is my to-do list. 

it may look small,

but each of those lines are a chapter i have to read,

a summary i have to write and some "personal reflections"

i have to make up because, let's be real, 

no one actually reflects while reading a text book.  

in other news, 

if i were to ever permanently ink myself,

a fingerstache on my left index finger would be number one

and an empty to-do list on my left wrist would be number two.

partly because i usually write lists on my wrist so it'd be practical

and mostly because i have a hard time writing straight without lines.

{okay, it's mostly for that reason. i'm ocd when it comes to writing straight lines.}

god bless college-ruled paper

and god bless america.