attn: bosslady

thank you so much

for printing out the new directory,

walking it to my desk

and asking me to replace the old directory

in your contacts binder,

located in the cabinet above your desk.

if there's anything else i can do for you,

please, feel free to bring it to me,

walk back to your desk, sit

and watch me do something that would have taken 

literally 27 seconds for you to do yourself.

sincerely, 

your faithful servant

your part-time assistant,

brissa