thank you so much
for printing out the new directory,
walking it to my desk
and asking me to replace the old directory
in your contacts binder,
located in the cabinet above your desk.
if there's anything else i can do for you,
please, feel free to bring it to me,
walk back to your desk, sit
and watch me do something that would have taken
literally 27 seconds for you to do yourself.
your part-time assistant,