Wednesday, May 18, 2011

attn: bosslady

thank you so much
for printing out the new directory,
walking it to my desk
and asking me to replace the old directory
in your contacts binder,
located in the cabinet above your desk.

if there's anything else i can do for you,
please, feel free to bring it to me,
walk back to your desk, sit
and watch me do something that would have taken 
literally 27 seconds for you to do yourself.

your faithful servant
your part-time assistant,


Elizabeth {e tells tales} said...

BUMMer. Working for myself next year is sounding better and better ;)

Diana Smith said...

at my job before I quit when I had Olivia, I had to do monotonous jobs like this for my boss who would show up late, take 2 hour long lunches or sometimes not even come in! Didn't feel bad giving my 2 weeks!

Becca and Derek said...


Kandice said...

gotta love that <3

Lauren said...

One day you'll be the boss lady & get to order your own army around.

Or you could be a super super nice boss?


Krystal said...

aahahaha :)

Be one with the Fro said...


I just love bosses.