oh hey friday, when'd you get here?

 today i checked my tweeter.

guess who's following me?

uuuhh...whhhhat?!

i'd like you to note that i am not following the former/current mrs. pratt.

first mr. kingston, then the hoff and now miss montag.

i feel so fortunate to have the truly elite of hollywood stalking my tweets.

aaand for those of you who couldn't detect it,

that last statement? 

it was dripping in sarcasm.