whhhyyyyy?!?!?!?!?!?!

i forgot my chapstick today.

fml.

gee...thanks.

today i'm grateful for...


my spanish teacher coming in late and consequently postponing my final.
the multi-colored neutral beanie that protected my hair today.

knee-length boots that protect me from calf-high snow.
chocolate milk and nacho libre in my 8am class.
 painting my nails neon pink yesterday.

cottage cheese and celery for breakfast. 

my "sing it bruno baby" playlist.

outlook finally working.
delicious green grapes.
burts bees.
life.

nails + beanie = golden

LOST:

if found {or purchased}

PLEASE return to the owner of this blog {aka: me}

so she doesn't have you use chapstick brand's classic lip balm anymore.

{it is no bueno}.

REWARD:

how dare you expect a reward for doing a good deed you greedy little buggers?!

but since my burt's means so much to me, I will....

a) make you something
b) bake you something  
 c) give you a high five     
d) give you a hug           
e) be your eternal friend 

 

glee

I am obsessed with Glee.  Oh.My.Goodness!!  It is fantastic.  I don't think I'll be able to get enough.  Feel free to cement our friendship by going on to this website and watching it.  This is one of few addictions {the others being Burts Bees, SmartWater, and Stride Spearmint Gum} I encourage.
Please feel free to click, load, and watch.  I promise you won't be disappointed.

Flavor of Frustration.

As I walk up the worn stairs to the fifth floor I am overcome with this….scent.
Body Odor.
Everywhere.
That is the smell of the library.
Stank people and their stank sweaty, stressed out selves.
It’s not very pleasant.
I am not a fan.
So after five hours of studying, smelling and laughing in the library we leave.

But not soon enough.
(insert expletive here)
I hate that.

Walk. Talk. Wait.
It was Jamba time.
I was excited.
I like Jamba.
Jamba’s make me happy.
But here’s the great debate.
Do I go for the standard (and oh so delicious) Mango Peach Topper
or do I dare try something new?
I dared.
Strawberry Surf Rider.
I like strawberries.
I love me some peaches.
So that means it will be good…right?
Wrong.
It was not good.
It was actually quite disgusting and disappointing.
The taste going in was just as bad as the taste that decided to live in my mouth afterward.
Thank heavens for Stride Spearmint gum and Burt’s Bees to take the nasty flavor away.

Two terrible aftertastes.
Two strikes.
One more and I’m out.
(re-enter expletive)