"ahh...you're kind of an idiot."
"what was that face?
don't make that face again.
let's put that face on our do-not-make list."
"hubba hubba, chihuahua toes."
i was literally in the middle of a sentence.
*shoulder shrug*
"i don't care."
every time i get frustrated with candy crush he sings
"i don't think you're ready for this jelly."
"remember how candy crush took over the world
and now i'm a part of it?!"
a maniacal laugh followed by
"oh gaga, you get me."
brissa: did you text and drive today?
cory: nope!
brissa: yyeeaaa--
cory: i read part of a usa today article....
"sweetie you look fine.
you're pregnant and you kind of look like a movie star."
7 comments:
Haha, my husband and I definitely have a list of faces the other person should never make again. This is why we have marriage, right? To test out these faces before revealing them to the rest of the world.
HAHAHA these are always my favorite.
HA. I am cracking my head up (I just made that up!) over the shoulder shrug "I don't care." He was slapped right after that, right?
Your husband beats all other husbands.
Your husband beats all other husbands.
I don't know what I love more. What he says, or the title ginger snaps. And if it makes you feel better, Peyton falls asleep while I'm talking on a regular basis. And I'm talking when I'm in my first or second sentence...
i have resisted candy crush so far!
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