"ahh...you're kind of an idiot."
"what was that face?
don't make that face again.
let's put that face on our do-not-make list."
"hubba hubba, chihuahua toes."
i was literally in the middle of a sentence.
"i don't care."
every time i get frustrated with candy crush he sings
"i don't think you're ready for this jelly."
"remember how candy crush took over the world
and now i'm a part of it?!"
a maniacal laugh followed by
"oh gaga, you get me."
brissa: did you text and drive today?
cory: i read part of a usa today article....
"sweetie you look fine.
you're pregnant and you kind of look like a movie star."