ginger snaps.

*giant burp*

"did you have diarrhea today?"

brissa: fine. i won't talk anymore.

cory: promise?

after i used one of my many famous accents

"don't. don't ever do that again.

ever.

don't tweet it. don't blog it.

don't instagram it. 

don't."

"the real thing i was trying to do

was make you feel bad and stupid."

"why are you getting your drama voice?"

"don't tweet that.

you'll sound like a beezy."